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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

During her annual service early this month the mechanic noticed a slight weep from the rear diff pinion seal.

Cost to repair £456.33.

However, the car is still covered by the remains of a 2 year warranty so the work will be carried out free of charge.

They are picking the beast up at 2PM and leaving a RR Evoque for the duration.

It will probably be a 2 litre derv 180.

[Marks DTM Calib]

As a plus, the sight and smell of a shiny new Evoque will cause the sister in law to fall at your feet, must b time for a new laptop anyway?

[biggriffin]

As a plus, the sight and smell of a shiny new Evoque will cause the sister in laws knickers to fall at your feet, must b time for a new laptop anyway?

Changed for correctness.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

As a plus, the sight and smell of a shiny new Evoque will cause the sister in law to fall at your feet, must b time for a new laptop anyway?

I was impressed by a Velar I was a passenger in recently.I believe the Evoque is the poverty spec RR.......

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

As a plus, the sight and smell of a shiny new Evoque will cause the sister in laws knickers to fall at your feet, must b time for a new laptop anyway?

Changed for correctness.

Correctness.....yes.

Political correctness....no.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I think you've had a few jobs done on your XFR under warranty?? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I think you've had a few jobs done on your XFR under warranty?? 

Central locking fault (twice)

Folding mirror motor replacement.

Weeping rear diff.

The car was also initially fitted with incorrect rear tyres. 255MM when they should be 285MM.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

......there was something else as well.

[Marks DTM Calib]

As a plus, the sight and smell of a shiny new Evoque will cause the sister in law to fall at your feet, must b time for a new laptop anyway?

I was impressed by a Velar I was a passenger in recently.I believe the Evoque is the poverty spec RR.......

Smaller, still pretty high spec and the recent facelift is a pretty good motor 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Impressive that they're taking it in to change the diff seal though, when he could have given it a wipe and you'd have been none the wiser. 

Plus you get to test drive all of JLR's products. 

Insist on a top of the range Range Rover next time! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Impressive that they're taking it in to change the diff seal though, when he could have given it a wipe and you'd have been none the wiser. 


I presume they get paid the same for warranty work.

They have loaned me.

F-Type 5.0 V8 in both two and four wheel guise.

A 3.0S 300 bhp derv XF in a fetching shade of Caesium blue.

A 2.0D 180 XE.

I didn't want to give the F-Type's back.

Plus you get to test drive all of JLR's products. 

Insist on a top of the range Range Rover next time! 

[deviator]

By the time they've finished the warranty work, it'll be like Trigger's broom. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

By the time they've finished the warranty work, it'll be like Trigger's broom. 

Just been looking over the Evoque I have been left. It isn't an Evoque......

Oooooh the shame. I've got what they call the 'dump car'....

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

68 plate but even so.......

I shall write to my MP......






Don't laugh ya bastards. 

[STEMO]

68 plate but even so.......

I shall write to my MP......

Just get out and rag the balls off it.