Qualcast VTEC.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Real men prune with their teeth.

Given the option I choose a shaved fanny every time.

A fishy fanny is the one  I keep well away from....

[STEMO]

Real men prune with their teeth.

Given the option I choose a shaved fanny every time.

A fishy fanny is the one  I keep well away from....

Once you get past the smell you've got it licked. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Real men prune with their teeth.

Given the option I choose a shaved fanny every time.

A fishy fanny is the one  I keep well away from....

Once you get past the smell you've got it licked. 

Nooooooooo.....     

[Lizzie Zoom]

This thread really has travelled to the bottom of the garden, into the compost heap!

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

This thread really has travelled to the bottom of the garden, into the compost heap!

This is what happens when people from Liverpool frequent the forum, Lizzie......

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Scousers become crude and lairy when they haven't won a league title for 30 years.....

[Lizzie Zoom]

This thread really has travelled to the bottom of the garden, into the compost heap!

This is what happens when people from Liverpool frequent the forum, Lizzie......

I did think though Opti that the fine manure of Linconlshire produces better muck to be spread around

[BazaJT]

Just an everyday tale of folk in the Licolnshire Wolds so tune in next week for tips on how to make the best of your aging turnips

[Rods2]

I got banned from the local Go-Kart track when I found I could reach behind me and open the throttle properly on the engine, so I pissed past all the restricted Karts!   

Is your mower self propelled M'lud? 

If so you should be careful at your age!   

Yes.....SP.

But it does not work that well.

Just as well then, as I can see the headline in the Lincolnshire Post.....

"Elderly aristocrat dragged through hedge by modified mower!"    

Must have been one hell of a bush to need a mower to trim it up...

I think that is where his local nest of Brazilian wax spiders live.

And where the bush cutter was tearing it up, it probably explains the demise of so many laptop.

[STEMO]

Just an everyday tale of folk in the Licolnshire Wolds so tune in next week for tips on how to make the best of your aging turnips

Talking about this, I'm a year older today and my turnips have definitely had it. 

[Doctor Gollum]

Just an everyday tale of folk in the Licolnshire Wolds so tune in next week for tips on how to make the best of your aging turnips

Talking about this, I'm a year older today and my turnips have definitely had it. 

Happy birthday you scouse git

[dave the builder]

Happy Birthday Uncle Stemo 
not a fan of turnips or swede, I do like roast parsnips though 

[STEMO]

Just an everyday tale of folk in the Licolnshire Wolds so tune in next week for tips on how to make the best of your aging turnips

Talking about this, I'm a year older today and my turnips have definitely had it. 

Happy birthday you scouse git

Thank you, I think 

[STEMO]

Happy Birthday Uncle Stemo 
not a fan of turnips or swede, I do like roast parsnips though 

You're not roasting my parsnip 

[Rods2]

Many happy returns.

I'm sure your looking forward to the Barnsley, local sights & nightlife tonight as you celebrate. Just go easy on the Horlicks as you don't want any accidents in bed.