Just ordered a new laptop

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

 I wanted a reasonable processor and SSD.

Found a £50 online voucher, so £549 including free delivery.

I await the OOF ritual slagging off.......

I hope it is robust enough to survive impact  with walls and floors..










https://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/computing/laptops/laptops/hp-pavilion-14-ce0505sa-14-intel-core-i7-laptop-256-gb-ssd-silver-10180942-pdt.html

[STEMO]

I'm really impressed that you spent more than a tenner. How's your Chinese phone going? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'm really impressed that you spent more than a tenner. How's your Chinese phone going? 

My phone is Microsoft and cost £55 from your mates at Barnsley council.

When I told them the box had been opened the very nice man let me have it for free.


Remember?.....

[Sir Tigger KC]

What can possibly go wrong? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

What can possibly go wrong? 

Yes....an optimistic take on the world....

[STEMO]

I'm really impressed that you spent more than a tenner. How's your Chinese phone going? 

My phone is Microsoft and cost £55 from your mates at Barnsley council.

When I told them the box had been opened the very nice man let me have it for free.


Remember?.....

Ah, yes. That was the one after the £10 Chinese one.

[Sir Tigger KC]

What can possibly go wrong? 

Yes....an optimistic take on the world....

I have an old non working laptop that appears to be in good nick that you can have for a reasonable price, so you can leave it lying around in case Mrs Opti feels the need... 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'm really impressed that you spent more than a tenner. How's your Chinese phone going? 

My phone is Microsoft and cost £55 from your mates at Barnsley council.

When I told them the box had been opened the very nice man let me have it for free.


Remember?.....

Ah, yes. That was the one after the £10 Chinese one.

Yes.

Please try to keep up.

[Auto Addict]

I wanted a reasonable processor and SSD.

Found a £50 online voucher, so £549 including free delivery.

I await the OOF ritual slagging off.......

I hope it is robust enough to survive impact  with walls and floors..










https://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/computing/laptops/laptops/hp-pavilion-14-ce0505sa-14-intel-core-i7-laptop-256-gb-ssd-silver-10180942-pdt.html

Curry's? Never mind.

[Lizzie Zoom]

Does it cut grass Opti?

[Sir Tigger KC]

Does it cut grass Opti?

If Mrs Opti throws it low and hard enough then yes! 

[Lizzie Zoom]

Does it cut grass Opti?

If Mrs Opti throws it low and hard enough then yes! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Does it cut grass Opti?

If Mrs Opti throws it low and hard enough then yes! 

The only up side to women with a ' bunny boiler ' mentality is that they are very good between the sheets.

[STEMO]

Yes. But as Groucho Marx once said "Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks". 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Yes. But as Groucho Marx once said "Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks". 

As Lord Opti is from Lincolnsausageshire, he probably calls her duck as well! 

" Alreet me dook, whas fer me tea then? "

Lord Opti hastily ducks flying laptop!