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Re: Recommendations for a Cordless Grass Strimmer
« Reply #15 on: 11 July 2019, 12:27:03 »
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Quote from: TheBoy on 11 July 2019, 10:26:13
Just replace the spool if its jamming.

The first cordless I had - Wank and Decker - was superb. Auto spool never failed, batteries were good for 3 years etc.  But I left it in the garage.  The replacements since have all been utter wank  TBH.  Now back on another wank and decker, but its already playing up.

Beat me to it, just ordered a new spool ;)
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If the streamer is otherwise good, keep it going, as the new ones seem universally shite :(
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Re: Recommendations for a Cordless Grass Strimmer
« Reply #16 on: 11 July 2019, 12:51:47 »
How does a streamer cut grass?  :P
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Re: Recommendations for a Cordless Grass Strimmer
« Reply #17 on: 11 July 2019, 12:53:29 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 11 July 2019, 12:51:47
How does a streamer cut grass?  :P
It's a strimmer which is connected to the internet. Instructions are streamed and it does it all by itself.
Obvious, really.
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Re: Recommendations for a Cordless Grass Strimmer
« Reply #18 on: 11 July 2019, 12:54:27 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 11 July 2019, 12:51:47
How does a streamer cut grass?  :P
Stupid firkin hopeless gayBooks.  Clearly Mr Jobs never heard of strimmers.  How the hell people tolerate these shitty laptops is beyond me :(
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Re: Recommendations for a Cordless Grass Strimmer
« Reply #19 on: 11 July 2019, 12:55:28 »
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Or oppsin'.  If he was still around, I'd put some oppss into Jobs. Retard.
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Re: Recommendations for a Cordless Grass Strimmer
« Reply #20 on: 11 July 2019, 12:55:58 »
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Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 11 July 2019, 12:51:47
How does a streamer cut grass?  :P
It's a strimmer which is connected to the internet. Instructions are streamed and it does it all by itself.
Obvious, really.
Like this?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Flymo-1200R-Lithium-Ion-Robotic-Mower/dp/B00C70LUQ4 :D
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Re: Recommendations for a Cordless Grass Strimmer
« Reply #21 on: 11 July 2019, 12:56:02 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 11 July 2019, 12:54:27
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 11 July 2019, 12:51:47
How does a streamer cut grass?  :P
Stupid firkin hopeless gayBooks.  Clearly Mr Jobs never heard of strimmers.  How the hell people tolerate these shitty laptops is beyond me :(
I think you'd have got away with my explanation, but you've dropped yourself in it now. Impetuous boy.  ;D
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Re: Recommendations for a Cordless Grass Strimmer
« Reply #22 on: 11 July 2019, 13:01:29 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 11 July 2019, 12:54:27
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 11 July 2019, 12:51:47
How does a streamer cut grass?  :P
Stupid firkin hopeless gayBooks.  Clearly Mr Jobs never heard of strimmers.  How the hell people tolerate these shitty laptops is beyond me :(

They read what they're about to post before they hit Post? :P
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Re: Recommendations for a Cordless Grass Strimmer
« Reply #23 on: 11 July 2019, 13:02:24 »
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Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 11 July 2019, 12:51:47
How does a streamer cut grass?  :P
Stupid firkin hopeless gayBooks.  Clearly Mr Jobs never heard of strimmers.  How the hell people tolerate these shitty laptops is beyond me :(

They read what they're about to post before they hit Post? :P
That'll never catch on ::) ;D
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Re: Recommendations for a Cordless Grass Strimmer
« Reply #24 on: 11 July 2019, 13:02:30 »
Quote from: STEMO on 11 July 2019, 12:56:02
Impetuous boy.  ;D
I might have been called that before, believe it or not :P
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Re: Recommendations for a Cordless Grass Strimmer
« Reply #25 on: 11 July 2019, 13:03:37 »
Quote from: aaronjb on 11 July 2019, 13:01:29
Quote from: TheBoy on 11 July 2019, 12:54:27
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 11 July 2019, 12:51:47
How does a streamer cut grass?  :P
Stupid firkin hopeless gayBooks.  Clearly Mr Jobs never heard of strimmers.  How the hell people tolerate these shitty laptops is beyond me :(

They read what they're about to post before they hit Post? :P
I type the shit, so I know what I've said.  I just don't bargain on the Jobs shite from changing it, after all, its *my* firkin laptop, not crApple's
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Re: Recommendations for a Cordless Grass Strimmer
« Reply #26 on: 11 July 2019, 13:04:19 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 11 July 2019, 13:03:37
its *my* firkin laptop
my oppsing laptop, FFS
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Re: Recommendations for a Cordless Grass Strimmer
« Reply #27 on: 11 July 2019, 13:04:40 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 11 July 2019, 13:03:37
Quote from: aaronjb on 11 July 2019, 13:01:29
Quote from: TheBoy on 11 July 2019, 12:54:27
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How does a streamer cut grass?  :P
Stupid firkin hopeless gayBooks.  Clearly Mr Jobs never heard of strimmers.  How the hell people tolerate these shitty laptops is beyond me :(

They read what they're about to post before they hit Post? :P
I type the shit, so I know what I've said.  I just don't bargain on the Jobs shite from changing it, after all, its *my* firkin laptop, not crApple's
There's this thing called auto correction. I believe you can switch it off.  ;D
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Re: Recommendations for a Cordless Grass Strimmer
« Reply #28 on: 11 July 2019, 13:05:08 »
Well, when I say "my", of course I mean "work".  But it only ever gets used when I go on hols.
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Re: Recommendations for a Cordless Grass Strimmer
« Reply #29 on: 11 July 2019, 13:05:36 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 11 July 2019, 13:05:08
Well, when I say "my", of course I mean "work".  But it only ever gets used when I go on hols.
Four months of the year then :D
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