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an Irishman, a Italian & a Pole
« on: 25 August 2008, 23:02:52 »

An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Irishman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Dublin, there's a better one. At McDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and McDougal himself will buy your third drink!" The others agree that sounds like a nice place.
Then the Italian says, "Yeah, that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy anudda drink, Vinny buys you anudda drink." Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.
Then the Polish guy says, "You think that's great? Where I come from, there's this place called Warshowski's. At Warshowski's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"
"Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?"
"No," replies the Polish guy, "but it happened to my sister!"
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Re: an Irishman, a Italian & a Pole
« Reply #1 on: 25 August 2008, 23:05:27 »

hahahaha  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: an Irishman, a Italian & a Pole
« Reply #2 on: 26 August 2008, 11:10:46 »

An Irishman, an Itallian and a Pole are sitting in a bar.  The Irishman and and the Itallian are arguing about which of their mother countries has the friendliest drinking establishment.  The Pole stays silent throughout, until the Itallian turns around and says "Don't they have any nice drinking establishments in Warsaw?"  The Pole replies "How the F*** should I know, I'm just a metal rod".
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Re: an Irishman, a Italian & a Pole
« Reply #3 on: 26 August 2008, 12:57:01 »

An Irishman and an Itallian walk into a bar.  A Pole, watching the proceedings, shouts "Oi, look where you're going - that's my cousin you just bumped into!"
« Last Edit: 26 August 2008, 12:57:34 by Albert1 »
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