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Bercow is going.
« on: 09 September 2019, 16:07:06 »
His much bullied staff will no doubt be breathing a sigh of relief. Sally might find it more difficult to find the time to shag members of his family when hes at work from now on though.
I detest the little poison dwarf, in case it wasn't obvious.
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #1 on: 09 September 2019, 16:27:09 »
He'll be fine though, as he will get some nice ermine to wear and can slumber away his retirement on the red benches.  ::)
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #2 on: 09 September 2019, 17:21:54 »
Is he??!! :o :o :o

Bloody good show! 8) 8)  He is so arrogant and an affront to our democracy - well what is left of it!! ::) ::) ::) :D ;)
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #3 on: 09 September 2019, 17:28:06 »
Little shouty man, probably with a big car and a big dog.
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #4 on: 09 September 2019, 17:34:51 »
Quote from: STEMO on 09 September 2019, 17:28:06
Little shouty man, probably with a big car and a big dog.


.............................and very small something else!! ;D ;D ;D

I don't believe I said that!! :o :o :o :o ;D
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #5 on: 09 September 2019, 18:29:04 »
Quote from: STEMO on 09 September 2019, 17:28:06
Little shouty man, probably with a big car and a big dog.

No.....he drives a red Renault clit. ::) He is only four feet tall and wouldn't be able to see over the steering wheel.
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #6 on: 09 September 2019, 18:29:50 »
I typed C...L...I...O
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #7 on: 09 September 2019, 18:46:25 »
He drives a Range Rover (obvious really) with a "bollix to Brexit" sticker on the bumper. Its registered to Sally up the alley, so he can still claim impartiality.
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #8 on: 09 September 2019, 20:28:19 »
He’s a cock!
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #9 on: 09 September 2019, 20:28:46 »
Good riddance.
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #10 on: 09 September 2019, 22:32:09 »

Jumping before he finds himself pushed, or being in the "difficult" position of having to explain some things.
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #11 on: 10 September 2019, 08:00:19 »
A decade in the job and his pension pot is £1,000,000 :o
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #12 on: 10 September 2019, 08:07:22 »
Quote from: Auto Addict on 10 September 2019, 08:00:19
A decade in the job and his pension pot is £1,000,000 :o

All men are equal but ......  :-X :-X
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #13 on: 10 September 2019, 10:31:22 »
Shame on him the way he acted today, I wish he was gone already bias bas7ard.
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Re: Bercow is going.
« Reply #14 on: 10 September 2019, 10:41:24 »
Quote from: Mister Rog on 09 September 2019, 22:32:09

Jumping before he finds himself pushed, or being in the "difficult" position of having to explain some things.

Did you draw the cartoon in today's 'Times'? ???
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