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[STEMO]

This usually happens when, subconsciously, I'm trying to break it because I fancy something newer. It's something most men do from time to time, and there's no sense to it at all.
I do not need a new car, and I must tell myself that I'm being foolish. Nowt wrong with the one I've got and I wouldn't get the money for it that it's worth to me. Naughty!



But still......

Get thee behind me, Satan! 

[Viral_Jim]

How much do you think you could get for it Ste?

Give us a budget to work with! 

[STEMO]

How much do you think you could get for it Ste?

Give us a budget to work with! 

I spoke to you in my last sentence 

[Lizzie Zoom]

It's that newer model syndrome that is so prevalent in men Steve............. with more than cars involved!!

[STEMO]

It's that newer model syndrome that is so prevalent in men Steve............. with more than cars involved!!

Only cars with me, my 'little pension pot' is the ideal woman 

[Lizzie Zoom]

It's that newer model syndrome that is so prevalent in men Steve............. with more than cars involved!!

Only cars with me, my 'little pension pot' is the ideal woman 

Ah, that's sooo sweet

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

This usually happens when, subconsciously, I'm trying to break it because I fancy something newer. It's something most men do from time to time, and there's no sense to it at all.
I do not need a new car, and I must tell myself that I'm being foolish. Nowt wrong with the one I've got and I wouldn't get the money for it that it's worth to me. Naughty!



But still......

Get thee behind me, Satan! 

I think my 510 BHP Jaguar would be the ideal car for a 'young stud about town' like your good self.

£26500 will secure it. I very nearly sold it yesterday.

[STEMO]

This usually happens when, subconsciously, I'm trying to break it because I fancy something newer. It's something most men do from time to time, and there's no sense to it at all.
I do not need a new car, and I must tell myself that I'm being foolish. Nowt wrong with the one I've got and I wouldn't get the money for it that it's worth to me. Naughty!



But still......

Get thee behind me, Satan! 

I think my 510 BHP Jaguar would be the ideal car for a 'young stud about town' like your good self.

£26500 will secure it. I very nearly sold it yesterday.

How much of a hit would you be taking at that price?

[Viral_Jim]

I think the whippet would love a whizz round in a 500+ bhp car, put a bit of excitement into its day 

More importantly opti, nearly sold it in favour of what?

[STEMO]

I think the whippet would love a whizz round in a 500+ bhp car, put a bit of excrement on to the seats 

More importantly opti, nearly sold it in favour of what?

Fixed that for you, Jimmy.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I've seen an 05 Range Rover L322 4.4V8 petrol with an lpg kit on it at a very good price and I'm tempted to go and have a look. 

Trouble is... I know that there is no such thing as a cheap Range Rover! 

[STEMO]

I've seen an 05 Range Rover L322 4.4V8 petrol with an lpg kit on it at a very good price and I'm tempted to go and have a look. 

Trouble is... I know that there is no such thing as a cheap Range Rover! 

You mean like, after you've bought one. 

Sorry, Aaron.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

This usually happens when, subconsciously, I'm trying to break it because I fancy something newer. It's something most men do from time to time, and there's no sense to it at all.
I do not need a new car, and I must tell myself that I'm being foolish. Nowt wrong with the one I've got and I wouldn't get the money for it that it's worth to me. Naughty!



But still......

Get thee behind me, Satan! 

I think my 510 BHP Jaguar would be the ideal car for a 'young stud about town' like your good self.

£26500 will secure it. I very nearly sold it yesterday.

How much of a hit would you be taking at that price?

£11500 over almost exactly 2 years ......or £110 each and every week if I wish to depress myself.

The thing is......WBAC regularly send me emails saying my car is worth X amount and I usually ignore them. However, in the last week or two they have raised their offer by almost £3000, so I thought.....hmmm.....maybe just maybe it's time for a change.


I made an appointment and drove to see them where a kid of about 19 or 20 pressed a few switches and checked the electric windows were working. He took 5 minutes tops. He then offered me £500 less because of a couple of stone chips just above the number plate. To be fair the offer was better than expected but on a matter of principle I declined the offer.

[STEMO]

Mrs Opti will be wondering what you intend to do with your windfall. A golf R perhaps?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Mrs Opti will be wondering what you intend to do with your windfall. A golf R perhaps?

Not being sexist but such a car would be wasted on a woman. She would have no idea about the size of the engine or the BHP. She would simply know what the colour was.



I think we should all enjoy women for their 'cuddly and moist bits' and not expect too much when it comes to intellectual capacity.