Retired, and with man-flu!

[dave the builder]

Clearly Sir Tigger's idea of "a fit young nubile nurse" is very different to what I had in mind 
I do hope that photo did not set back your recovery too much Ron 
this one will change the brake fluid in the reservoir of your Omega too 

[Bigron]

With that for a friend, who needs enemas!   

Ron.

[TheBoy]

How do you spell a long intake of breath
A week under  NNNurse GGGGladys Emmanuel will kill or cure

That killed Arkwright off though

[Bigron]

Well, if you have to go.....

Ron.

[Nick W]

The first picture is of the nurse who calculates your BMI and insists that you, who with a lot of effort might lose 5kg, is obese and will die waddling out to your car. After she's emptied another inhaler for enough breath for such a long sentence.


I'm not bitter.....

[BazaJT]

She'd have to be offering some pretty damn special "services" to get anywhere near me with a syringe that size

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

She'd have to be offering some pretty damn special "services" to get anywhere near me with a syringe that size

Looks very much like silicone sealant to my eyes.

A tube full of this up the back passage may prove to be an inexpensive cure for diarrhoea, and discourage men who like boys bottoms rather too much.