Retired, and with man-flu!

[Bigron]

How unfair is that? Unwell in my own time and no day off work!

Ron.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Man flu.... 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Man flu.... 

Let us hope not or it is RIP Ron....

[scimmy_man]

can you put a note in?

then have another day off when better???

[Bigron]

Good plan! Er, how does that work, then?

Ron.

[BazaJT]

On the flip side now I'm retired I can afford to be ill When I was working I was self employed[a "one man band"]so couldn't afford to be ill as I'd have no income for the duration and would've been letting customers down.At least now the pension comes in regardless

[redelitev6]

Make the most of retirement , surprising how many people pop their clogs soon after retiring 

[Bigron]

True: I'm on borrowed time as it is!

Ron.

[biggriffin]

True: I'm on borrowed time as it is!

Ron.

Can I have ya car....

[dave the builder]

I think your entitled to a fit young nubile nurse to take care of your needs on the NHS Ron 
If not,I hope you get better soon 

True: I'm on borrowed time as it is!

Ron.

Can I have ya car....

Join the queue ,it's got a new MOT 

[Bigron]

I thought perhaps a week in bed, under a trained nurse? 

Ron.

[Terbs]

How do you spell a long intake of breath
A week under  NNNurse GGGGladys Emmanuel will kill or cure

[Bigron]

Ah, but what lovely "pillows" she has!

Ron.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I thought perhaps a week in bed, under a trained nurse?

Ron.

[Bigron]

HEEELP!!!