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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Donated an armful of blood for the 24th time on Friday. A personable full-breasted wench extracted 470 ML of my 'lifeforce' in just five minutes and forty eight seconds. Fifteen minutes and a cup of hot chocolate later I was firing up the mighty Signum to take me home in style.

Here's the thing that few people are aware of.........to show how much they appreciate the sacrifice the blood service present each 'victim' with a posh new car or luxury home following their 25th donation.

This is why Andy Beanz and Jimbob and others here at OOF drive posh motor cars.

I shall post a picture of my new Bugatti Chiron when I donate again in March.

 

[Lizzie Zoom]

I reached over 15 donations of blood, until they decided my blood was not good enough due to me being a diabetic!!

So no goodies for me!

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I reached over 15 donations of blood, until they decided my blood was not good enough due to me being a diabetic!!

So no goodies for me!

15 donations is impressive for a mere girlie, Lizzie....

There is a long list of ailments and conditions why people can't donate.

As far as I'm aware if you are a man and 'take it up the arse' you are not allowed to donate.......

[STEMO]

I take it you mean 'Next' and not 'New'. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I take it you mean 'Next' and not 'New'. 

Yes.

I'm quite elderly so 'senior moments' are more frequent........as you know so well yourself.

[Lizzie Zoom]

I reached over 15 donations of blood, until they decided my blood was not good enough due to me being a diabetic!!

So no goodies for me!

15 donations is impressive for a mere girlie, Lizzie....

There is a long list of ailments and conditions why people can't donate.

As far as I'm aware if you are a man and 'take it up the arse' you are not allowed to donate.......

 

[Varche]

Tenty five donations, that would be an armful?

[Lizzie Zoom]

Tenty five donations, that would be an armful?

No, Tony Hancock reckoned just one blood test was an armful

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Tenty five donations, that would be an armful?

No, Tony Hancock reckoned just one blood test was an armful

I seem to recall June Whitfield was the nurse.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Tenty five donations, that would be an armful?

No, Tony Hancock reckoned just one blood test was an armful

Apparently 470ml is roughly the same blood loss as being shot in some ridiculous postcode dispute in London, by our coloured brothers.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I should have said shot or stabbed.

I want to appear even-handed.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I should have said shot or stabbed.

I want to appear even-handed.

Yes other methods of blood letting are available. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

I've had so many diseases, they don't want mine. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I've had so many diseases, they don't want mine. 

Presumably this is the fallout from luring too many undesirable ladies into the Marina.

Galloping knob rot can be very hard to cure.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I've had so many diseases, they don't want mine. 

Presumably this is the fallout from luring too many undesirable ladies into the Marina.

Galloping knob rot can be very hard to cure.

Nah, a quick dose of penicillin sorts that, but super galloping knob rot is a different matter though...    Fortunately I've never encountered either. 

Malaria at least twice has put paid to me getting a luxury car or a house in Monaco courtesy of the National Blood Transfusion Service.