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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #15 on: 09 December 2019, 23:55:22 »
I bet she is hoping Santa will come with clothes that fit.
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #16 on: 10 December 2019, 00:29:19 »
Quote from: 78bex on 09 December 2019, 22:30:53


 Here we go Sir Tig a young brit living in Oz ,  bless her

   https://www.instagram.com/p/B5vxvctBEP4/

Christ you can't put stuff like that up!  :o  ::)  It's not good for poor old Lord Opti at his age!  :D
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #17 on: 10 December 2019, 01:40:21 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 10 December 2019, 00:29:19
Quote from: 78bex on 09 December 2019, 22:30:53


 Here we go Sir Tig a young brit living in Oz ,  bless her

   https://www.instagram.com/p/B5vxvctBEP4/

Christ you can't put stuff like that up!  :o  ::)  It's not good for poor old Lord Opti at his age!  :D

  Did you notice , not one tattoo in plain sight  :)

When the sleeping draft wears off & the Field Marshal  logs in;  I`m sure his daily serving wench will be on hand to keep an eye on the old boy  :-\

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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #18 on: 10 December 2019, 08:09:23 »
Oh I don't know Varche the clothes she's wearing seem to fit her very well indeed :-* :-* ;D
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #19 on: 10 December 2019, 10:41:21 »
Images like that of an alluring santa with nice wobly bits wobbling can't be good for M'lud's blood pressure & will his dodgy ticker cope? :o :P
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #20 on: 10 December 2019, 11:20:35 »
Quote from: 78bex on 09 December 2019, 22:30:53
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 09 December 2019, 20:58:43
Quote from: redelitev6 on 09 December 2019, 19:00:35
I thought we were back to Diane Abbot ;D

She's gone AWOL!  ::)

Along with Sir Remainer Starmer and Emily White Van Man Thornberry...  :-\

 Here we go Sir Tig a young brit living in Oz ,  bless her

   https://www.instagram.com/p/B5vxvctBEP4/


 Instagram is packed with stuff like that. :D.
   https://instagram.com/angelica_rose4?igshid=1lo89vm9gnjzq
« Last Edit: 10 December 2019, 11:24:45 by biggriffin »
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #21 on: 10 December 2019, 11:23:51 »
Quote from: biggriffin on 10 December 2019, 11:20:35
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 Instagram is packed with stuff like that. :D

her bikini certainly was .....  ::) ::)
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #22 on: 10 December 2019, 11:26:29 »
Quote from: Andy B on 10 December 2019, 11:23:51
Quote from: biggriffin on 10 December 2019, 11:20:35
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 Instagram is packed with stuff like that. :D

her bikini certainly was .....  ::) ::)


  Wonder if they are classes as insecure load, or load bearing XXL strap's :D
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #23 on: 10 December 2019, 11:39:03 »
Quote from: biggriffin on 10 December 2019, 11:26:29
Quote from: Andy B on 10 December 2019, 11:23:51
Quote from: biggriffin on 10 December 2019, 11:20:35
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 Instagram is packed with stuff like that. :D

her bikini certainly was .....  ::) ::)


  Wonder if they are classes as insecure load, or load bearing XXL strap's :D

I'm sure there'd be plenty of help offered in the event of a strap snapping!!  ;D ;D
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #24 on: 10 December 2019, 13:44:30 »
Quote from: 78bex on 09 December 2019, 22:30:53
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 09 December 2019, 20:58:43
Quote from: redelitev6 on 09 December 2019, 19:00:35
I thought we were back to Diane Abbot ;D

She's gone AWOL!  ::)

Along with Sir Remainer Starmer and Emily White Van Man Thornberry...  :-\

 Here we go Sir Tig a young brit living in Oz ,  bless her

   https://www.instagram.com/p/B5vxvctBEP4/

You don't get many of those to the pound. :)
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #25 on: 10 December 2019, 13:47:09 »
https://youtu.be/QmffoegLFwc

This may cause Santa to 'empty his sack'
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #26 on: 10 December 2019, 13:57:03 »
Nice very nice..😃
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #27 on: 10 December 2019, 13:57:53 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 December 2019, 13:47:09
https://youtu.be/QmffoegLFwc

This may cause Santa to 'empty his sack'

You should be careful looking at stuff like that at your age M'Lud!  :)
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #28 on: 10 December 2019, 14:31:32 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 10 December 2019, 13:57:53
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 10 December 2019, 13:47:09
https://youtu.be/QmffoegLFwc

This may cause Santa to 'empty his sack'

You should be careful looking at stuff like that at your age M'Lud!  :)

This statement applies to STMO far more than me.

I'm a young man in my prime. :)
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Re: This should be in every mans Christmas stocking
« Reply #29 on: 10 December 2019, 14:33:35 »
Worrying that you chaps manage to find this sort of stuff on the net  ;)
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