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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

......not that I'm looking for an excuse to take a man up the 'wrongun'

[STEMO]

Friend of mine decided he was gay a few years ago,
he is still a mate, nothing changed,

his "friend" in the pub one night told everyone, if a bloke told his mates his girlfriend liked it up the bum he would be a local hero, whats the difference?

as long as I dont have to join in or watch I`m fine with it.
he is cooking my xmas dinner tommorow,

I don't think anyone, well me anyway, is saying that it's an almighty sin or anything. Merely reminiscing about the way things were different.

[scimmy_man]

Friend of mine decided he was gay a few years ago,
he is still a mate, nothing changed,

his "friend" in the pub one night told everyone, if a bloke told his mates his girlfriend liked it up the bum he would be a local hero, whats the difference?

as long as I dont have to join in or watch I`m fine with it.
he is cooking my xmas dinner tommorow,

I imagine that if a man wears a blindfold (and keeps his hands to himself) he would be hard pressed tell if he was 'balls deep' inside a man or a woman.

I can ask?

[STEMO]

Friend of mine decided he was gay a few years ago,
he is still a mate, nothing changed,

his "friend" in the pub one night told everyone, if a bloke told his mates his girlfriend liked it up the bum he would be a local hero, whats the difference?

as long as I dont have to join in or watch I`m fine with it.
he is cooking my xmas dinner tommorow,

I imagine that if a man wears a blindfold (and keeps his hands to himself) he would be hard pressed tell if he was 'balls deep' inside a man or a woman.

I'd know. Unless the man had a bumhole like a decorators paste bucket, like most of the women I've known 

[Andy B]

Friend of mine decided he was gay a few years ago,
he is still a mate, nothing changed,

his "friend" in the pub one night told everyone, if a bloke told his mates his girlfriend liked it up the bum he would be a local hero, whats the difference?

as long as I dont have to join in or watch I`m fine with it.
he is cooking my xmas dinner tommorow,

I imagine that if a man wears a blindfold (and keeps his hands to himself) he would be hard pressed tell if he was 'balls deep' inside a man or a woman.

I can ask?

STOP IT! Just stop! 

[Doctor Gollum]

Friend of mine decided he was gay a few years ago,
he is still a mate, nothing changed,

his "friend" in the pub one night told everyone, if a bloke told his mates his girlfriend liked it up the bum he would be a local hero, whats the difference?

as long as I dont have to join in or watch I`m fine with it.
he is cooking my xmas dinner tommorow,

I imagine that if a man wears a blindfold (and keeps his hands to himself) he would be hard pressed tell if he was 'balls deep' inside a man or a woman.

I can ask?

Whilst smothering the sprouts in gravy perhaps...

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Friend of mine decided he was gay a few years ago,
he is still a mate, nothing changed,

his "friend" in the pub one night told everyone, if a bloke told his mates his girlfriend liked it up the bum he would be a local hero, whats the difference?

as long as I dont have to join in or watch I`m fine with it.
he is cooking my xmas dinner tommorow,

I imagine that if a man wears a blindfold (and keeps his hands to himself) he would be hard pressed tell if he was 'balls deep' inside a man or a woman.

I'd know. Unless the man had a bumhole like a decorators paste bucket, like most of the women I've known

Are we talking about the same orifice?

You scousers have such an elegant way with words.

[STEMO]

Friend of mine decided he was gay a few years ago,
he is still a mate, nothing changed,

his "friend" in the pub one night told everyone, if a bloke told his mates his girlfriend liked it up the bum he would be a local hero, whats the difference?

as long as I dont have to join in or watch I`m fine with it.
he is cooking my xmas dinner tommorow,

I imagine that if a man wears a blindfold (and keeps his hands to himself) he would be hard pressed tell if he was 'balls deep' inside a man or a woman.

I'd know. Unless the man had a bumhole like a decorators paste bucket, like most of the women I've known

Are we talking about the same orifice?

Fortunately not. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Friend of mine decided he was gay a few years ago,
he is still a mate, nothing changed,

his "friend" in the pub one night told everyone, if a bloke told his mates his girlfriend liked it up the bum he would be a local hero, whats the difference?

as long as I dont have to join in or watch I`m fine with it.
he is cooking my xmas dinner tommorow,

I imagine that if a man wears a blindfold (and keeps his hands to himself) he would be hard pressed tell if he was 'balls deep' inside a man or a woman.

I'd know. Unless the man had a bumhole like a decorators paste bucket, like most of the women I've known

Are we talking about the same orifice?

Fortunately not. 

Good. I was just about to lick the creamy bit from the centre of a Walnut Whip. Not sure I will now.

[STEMO]

Friend of mine decided he was gay a few years ago,
he is still a mate, nothing changed,

his "friend" in the pub one night told everyone, if a bloke told his mates his girlfriend liked it up the bum he would be a local hero, whats the difference?

as long as I dont have to join in or watch I`m fine with it.
he is cooking my xmas dinner tommorow,

I imagine that if a man wears a blindfold (and keeps his hands to himself) he would be hard pressed tell if he was 'balls deep' inside a man or a woman.

I'd know. Unless the man had a bumhole like a decorators paste bucket, like most of the women I've known

Are we talking about the same orifice?

Fortunately not. 

Good. I was just about to lick the creamy bit from the centre of a Walnut Whip. Not sure I will now.

Give it here, I'll ream it out for yer. 

[scimmy_man]

I asked he said no not similar, but he will demonstrate if you want?...........

[biggriffin]

If another man wishes to bat for the home team, that's up to them,as long as they don't want to involve me,  If laydees wish to bat for the home team, carry on, can I watch. as long as they look like they do on the internet, not big fat ol looking moose's..   Now if you went to private school, different rules apply

[TheBoy]

as long as I dont have to join in or watch I`m fine with it.

Exactly. I have a few friends and acquaintances of such a persuasion. My only complaint is that all too often they can be overly open about their desires and antics, which I often had to give them the talk-to-the-hand routine with.

I used to go out at lunchtime with one of my gay work colleagues from ages ago, and we played spot the poof, and he taught me many of the signs. Hence my finely tuned gaydar

[TheBoy]

Lesbianism should be actively encouraged.  Even if they aren't really lesbos, they should try it, and I'll mark then out of ten...

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Lesbianism should be actively encouraged.  Even if they aren't really lesbos, they should try it, and I'll mark then out of ten...

Agreed. Lesbianism between leggy 18-35  year old women was designed by God to entertain men.

TB may be interested in watching Shami and Jimmy Krankie enjoying each other.