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Bring back the bush
« on: 27 January 2020, 12:36:24 »
They have documentaries on everything nowadays !

Channel4 10 p.m. tonight.
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Re: Bring back the bush
« Reply #1 on: 27 January 2020, 12:58:05 »
In the seventies and early eighties all the girls I became intimate with sported a 'full'  bush.

I say ban the bush rather than bring it back. :y
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Re: Bring back the bush
« Reply #2 on: 27 January 2020, 13:01:55 »
Is this about the fires in Australia?  ;D
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Re: Bring back the bush
« Reply #3 on: 27 January 2020, 13:02:20 »
Facial hair and hairy nipples are a big no no. :)

Armpit hair I can live with.
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Re: Bring back the bush
« Reply #4 on: 27 January 2020, 15:09:17 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 January 2020, 13:02:20
Facial hair and hairy nipples are a big no no. :)

Armpit hair I can live with.
That counts me out  :(
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Re: Bring back the bush
« Reply #5 on: 27 January 2020, 15:16:41 »
Moses liked a nice warm bush :y
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Re: Bring back the bush
« Reply #6 on: 27 January 2020, 16:02:39 »
Quote from: Raeturbo on 27 January 2020, 15:16:41
Moses liked a nice warm bush :y

...burning even. :)

Shaven haven is best.......but when STMO said most women have a fanny that looks like 'a decorators paste bucket' I'm not so sure. :-X
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Re: Bring back the bush
« Reply #7 on: 27 January 2020, 16:16:45 »
........maybe that description is unique to 'scouse bairds' ::)
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« Reply #8 on: 27 January 2020, 16:26:32 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 January 2020, 16:16:45
........maybe that description is unique to 'scouse bairds' ::)
Nah. God created them all equal, fishy smelling paste buckets.  ;D
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Re: Bring back the bush
« Reply #9 on: 27 January 2020, 17:04:34 »
Quote from: STEMO on 27 January 2020, 16:26:32
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 27 January 2020, 16:16:45
........maybe that description is unique to 'scouse bairds' ::)
Nah. God created them all equal, fishy smelling paste buckets.  ;D

I think we have all come across this from time to time......not nice. :-\
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Re: Bring back the bush
« Reply #10 on: 27 January 2020, 17:20:06 »
A bald beaver is essential unless you want pubes in your teeth!  :)

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Re: Bring back the bush
« Reply #11 on: 27 January 2020, 17:35:48 »
Get what you're given and be grateful...
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Re: Bring back the bush
« Reply #12 on: 27 January 2020, 18:33:16 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 27 January 2020, 17:35:48
Get what you're given and be grateful...

Slightly off topic.....but I once had a girlfriend with fantastic pierced nips. She had these amazing two stage 'rocket launcher' nipples that could choke a man to death if he became over enthusiastic with the sucking reflex. :)
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Re: Bring back the bush
« Reply #13 on: 27 January 2020, 18:48:17 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 27 January 2020, 17:35:48
Get what you're given and be grateful...

Unless it's an unexpected jam sandwich...  :-X
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Re: Bring back the bush
« Reply #14 on: 27 January 2020, 18:51:02 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 27 January 2020, 18:48:17
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 27 January 2020, 17:35:48
Get what you're given and be grateful...

Unless it's an unexpected jam sandwich...  :-X

Fortunately I have finished my dinner. :)
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