Where is Jaime?

[STEMO]

I'm hoping he's just on holiday and not ill or anything. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Eating chocolate cake in the bath?

[Sir Tigger KC]

Maybe he dropped his laptop in the bath!   

[dave the builder]

I'm hoping he's just on holiday and not ill or anything. 

Indeed , I was wandering if he's OK
he's been AWOL over 2 weeks on his "Yodel-Odel-a-Eboy.com" log-in 
there's a real danger the lunatics will take over the asylum without our great leader

[STEMO]

Those in the know are obviously not saying.

[dave the builder]

perhaps Jamie has gone to his "bug out bunker" early ,ahead of Brexit apocalypse tomorrow 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

My guess is he has eloped with Shami C.

[RossPhim]

He's maybe done 'an Elvis'!! 

[ronnyd]

I'm hoping he's just on holiday and not ill or anything. 

Indeed , I was wandering if he's OK
he's been AWOL over 2 weeks on his "Yodel-Odel-a-Eboy.com" log-in 
there's a real danger the lunatics will take over the asylum without our great leader

Where are you wandering to Dave?. Just wondering like.

[dave the builder]

I'm hoping he's just on holiday and not ill or anything. 

Indeed , I was wandering if he's OK
he's been AWOL over 2 weeks on his "Yodel-Odel-a-Eboy.com" log-in 
there's a real danger the lunatics will take over the asylum without our great leader

Where are you wandering to Dave?. Just wondering like.

I'm a builda , NOT a spella 

[Andy B]

....
Where are you wandering to Dave?. Just wondering like.

[Andy B]

....

I'm a builda , NOT a spella 

I was too polite to point it out ......unlike Ronny! 

[ronnyd]

I have an excuse, i,m an old fart.

[dave the builder]

I have an excuse, i,m an old fart.

I,m   I'm   
problem with your apostrophe drooping into a comma with old age 

[Entwood]

He's back and posting in other sections .... 

Welcome home youngster ...