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[Andy B]

Why is it when people drive into the back of you, they always seem to have a reason why it's your fault? Last night a girl ran into the back of the ML in stop, start rush hour traffic & apparently it was my because I didn't set off when most of the other traffic started to move .... reason being was that the car in front of me stalled so didn't move! 

£1100 ..... though I knew the body shop I took it to wasn't the cheapest, but the chrome bit is over £400 on its own.



 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Probably applying her lippy in the mirror.

Texting/Sexting.

On her phone.

All of the above.

[Andy B]

Probably applying her lippy in the mirror.

Texting/Sexting.

On her phone.

All of the above.

Quite possibly .... 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Meh! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'd have been tempted to put her across my knee and......

[Viral_Jim]

Well sh!t. 

At least it wasn't your fault and you have someone else picking up the bill. Better that then a parking shunt by an unknown assailant.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I'd have been tempted to put her across my knee and......

I think Andy forgot to tell you she was 18 stone and had the delicate fragrance of donor kebab about her.                                                                

[Viral_Jim]

I'd have been tempted to put her across my knee and......

I think Andy forgot to tell you she was 18 stone and had the delicate fragrance of donor kebab about her.                                                                

Now you've really got his juices flowing!

[Andy B]

I'd have been tempted to put her across my knee and......

I think Andy forgot to tell you she was 18 stone and had the delicate fragrance of donor kebab about her.                                                                

Now you've really got his juices flowing!

She was actually very slim  ..... but looked as though she could be very high maintenance   

[Andy B]

..... Better that then a parking shunt by an unknown assailant.

Which is exactly what happened to my daughter's car ..... twice   

[Raeturbo]

Couldn’t you come to a mutual conclusion?

[Andy B]

Couldn’t you come to a mutual conclusion?

Errr! No 

[Raeturbo]

 

[Sir Tigger KC]

I'd have been tempted to put her across my knee and......

I think Andy forgot to tell you she was 18 stone and had the delicate fragrance of donor kebab about her.                                                                

Now you've really got his juices flowing!

She was actually very slim  ..... but looked as though she could be very high maintenance   

Lords Opti likes high maintenance women! 

[deviator]

Lords Opti likes high maintenance women! 

It explains his love of Vauxhall