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[STEMO]

I'd rather give £12 to someone who can see the back

Wifey does the back. I think it's ok. I mean, we haven't fallen out recently and she wasn't grinning or anything. 

[dave the builder]

Yep I’ve got one, number zero twice a week, no trouble bald as a coot

Indeed, combing multi-finish out of long hair after you've spread a ceiling  is not fun 
with a number zero cut ,it's just like picking scabs without the pain 

[STEMO]

Yep I’ve got one, number zero twice a week, no trouble bald as a coot

Indeed, combing multi-finish out of long hair after you've spread a ceiling  is not fun 
with a number zero cut ,it's just like picking scabs without the pain 

One word.......hat. 

[Raeturbo]

We’re too hard for hats

[dave the builder]

Yep I’ve got one, number zero twice a week, no trouble bald as a coot

Indeed, combing multi-finish out of long hair after you've spread a ceiling  is not fun 
with a number zero cut ,it's just like picking scabs without the pain 

One word.......hat. 

I guess  you could wear a hat , clothes etc 
probably be less crowds of women getting in the way 

[Raeturbo]

Yes Dave, that can get in the way of a good set

[STEMO]

Yep I’ve got one, number zero twice a week, no trouble bald as a coot

Indeed, combing multi-finish out of long hair after you've spread a ceiling  is not fun 
with a number zero cut ,it's just like picking scabs without the pain 

One word.......hat. 

I guess  you could wear a hat , clothes etc 
probably be less crowds of women getting in the way 

Well, if you're gonna walk around on stilts, you might as well complete the look.

[dave the builder]

Yep I’ve got one, number zero twice a week, no trouble bald as a coot

Indeed, combing multi-finish out of long hair after you've spread a ceiling  is not fun 
with a number zero cut ,it's just like picking scabs without the pain 

One word.......hat. 

I guess  you could wear a hat , clothes etc 
probably be less crowds of women getting in the way 

Well, if you're gonna walk around on stilts, you might as well complete the look.

like a tripod from "war of the worlds "
they didn't wear hats  either 

[STEMO]

I used to skim ceilings on stilts in a hat, lovely sight it was. 

[STEMO]

Sheffield City Council have excelled themselves with their latest offering for primary schools. A series of animations starring......are you ready?...
Six Feet Pete, Two Metre Rita and the evil Colonel Coronavirus. FFS 😂😂😂😂😂

[Doctor Gollum]

Is this the theme tune? 

[STEMO]

Is this the theme tune? 

Wow, what a beautiful, powerful song. Got to admit, never heard of him before.

[Doctor Gollum]

He's a relative upstart on the Country scene, but i don't think he's produced a bad song yet...

One of my favourites of his... When it rains, it pours...

[BazaJT]

Must admit I'd not heard of him either but having listened to both songs I'll have to listen to some more of his stuff.