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Pheasant plucker 2

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New Coronavirus strain
« on: 06 March 2020, 19:55:15 »
A new mutated strain of Coronavirus has been discovered,
Apparently the new virus only affects people who have cars
And has been named CarOwnersVirus  :D :D :)
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Re: New Coronavirus strain
« Reply #1 on: 06 March 2020, 20:05:39 »
You signed up again to post that?  ;D
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Re: New Coronavirus strain
« Reply #2 on: 06 March 2020, 20:09:10 »
I’ve been lurking for a long time  ::) ::) :y
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Re: New Coronavirus strain
« Reply #3 on: 06 March 2020, 20:11:11 »
Quote from: Pheasant plucker 2 on 06 March 2020, 20:09:10
I’ve been lurking for a long time  ::) ::) :y
Yes.....but.....I mean.....to make your grand entrance.....with that?  ;D
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Re: New Coronavirus strain
« Reply #4 on: 06 March 2020, 20:15:14 »
 Gave you a smile didn’t it ?  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: New Coronavirus strain
« Reply #5 on: 06 March 2020, 20:20:56 »
Quote from: Pheasant plucker 2 on 06 March 2020, 20:15:14
Gave you a smile didn’t it ?  ;D ;D ;D
Hmmmmm.........maybe. Or was it wind?  ;D
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Re: New Coronavirus strain
« Reply #6 on: 06 March 2020, 20:45:22 »
Quote from: STEMO on 06 March 2020, 20:20:56
Quote from: Pheasant plucker 2 on 06 March 2020, 20:15:14
Gave you a smile didn’t it ?  ;D ;D ;D
Hmmmmm.........maybe. Or was it wind?  ;D
Er, like a baby you mean.
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Re: New Coronavirus strain
« Reply #7 on: 06 March 2020, 20:47:08 »
Quote from: ronnyd on 06 March 2020, 20:45:22
Quote from: STEMO on 06 March 2020, 20:20:56
Quote from: Pheasant plucker 2 on 06 March 2020, 20:15:14
Gave you a smile didn’t it ?  ;D ;D ;D
Hmmmmm.........maybe. Or was it wind?  ;D
Er, like a baby you mean.
Yeah.
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Re: New Coronavirus strain
« Reply #8 on: 08 March 2020, 18:26:49 »
Don’t worry, the Toyota dealer near me has Corollavirus as it has loads of dead ones in its car park
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Re: New Coronavirus strain
« Reply #9 on: 08 March 2020, 18:48:33 »
STOP IT. :)
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Re: New Coronavirus strain
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Re: New Coronavirus strain
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Re: New Coronavirus strain
« Reply #12 on: 08 March 2020, 19:39:19 »
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RIP Paul 'Luvvie' Lovejoy

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Re: New Coronavirus strain
« Reply #13 on: 08 March 2020, 19:52:08 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 08 March 2020, 19:39:19
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 March 2020, 19:17:07
Quote from: iansoutham on 08 March 2020, 18:57:22
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 March 2020, 18:48:33
STOP IT. :)

Or.........?

You'll go blind.

Speaking from personal experience there M'Lud?  :)

Too busy slipping it inside moist available women. I don't have time to play with it as well. :)
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Re: New Coronavirus strain
« Reply #14 on: 08 March 2020, 20:14:04 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 March 2020, 19:52:08
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 08 March 2020, 19:39:19
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 March 2020, 19:17:07
Quote from: iansoutham on 08 March 2020, 18:57:22
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 08 March 2020, 18:48:33
STOP IT. :)

Or.........?

You'll go blind.

Speaking from personal experience there M'Lud?  :)

Too busy slipping it inside moist available women. I don't have time to play with it as well. :)

I'd have thought that a viral young man such as yourself could always find time for a quick 'hand shandy'.  :P

Never go out with a loaded gun, so the saying goes.  :)
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RIP Paul 'Luvvie' Lovejoy

Politically homeless ......
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