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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

This morning we received a £100 gift card from M&S. They thanked us for being valued customers and to show their appreciation............

Rarely if ever shop there.

I suppose I should contact them to tell them they have made an error. .....or perhaps not.

[Sir Tigger KC]

You don't buy your frillies there?!     

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

You don't buy your frillies there?!     

Nope.


I think I have visited 3 times since 1975. So a pretty good return.

[STEMO]

£100 worth of M&S food should keep you happy for a week. 

[STEMO]

I think you're ok with food. I don't think you're ok with alcohol, but could be wrong.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Handy for the Covid stash. 

The rest of us make do with Lidl stuff, but our Lord will carry on fine dining from M&S! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Online we can buy 12 bottles of Merlot and 6 bottles of Shiraz for £108...... (£6 a bottle) with free delivery.****

**** For those from the north Merlot and Shiraz are a variety of red wine.

So £8.

[STEMO]

Online we can buy 12 bottles of Merlot and 6 bottles of Shiraz for £108...... (£6 a bottle) with free delivery.****

**** For those from the north Merlot and Shiraz are a variety of red wine.

So £8.

We know what it is in the north, it's just that we're not very partial to fruit drinks. Tastes like piss and is about as strong as Vimto.

[Rangie]

Toilet rolls & sanitizer then a stall down the market tomorrow, triple your money..😁

[STEMO]

In case you forget, Opti, you live in Lincolnshire. It's claim to fame was lots of aircraft took off from there in the Second World War, but that was only because it's flat and featureless.  It's only claim to fame now is a sausage, very tasty too. It's not known for being suave and sophisticated, in fact, it's known for being full of thick yokels, hardly a place to assume a lofty position from. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

In case you forget, Opti, you live in Lincolnshire. It's claim to fame was lots of aircraft took off from there in the Second World War, but that was only because it's flat and featureless.  It's only claim to fame now is a sausage, very tasty too. It's not known for being suave and sophisticated, in fact, it's known for being full of thick yokels, hardly a place to assume a lofty position from. 

Yep.....carrot crunchers are everywhere. Usually they are easy to spot as they walk around with a pig under their arm and a piece of straw in their mouth. Inbreeding has much to answer for.

I'm not from Lincolnshire though, but Nigeria.

[Sir Tigger KC]

No M&S in Nigeria, so no wonder you don't buy your frillies there.    You should try it M'Lud, you might like them. 

There's a Guinness brewery in Nigeria.    Lagos I think. 

[redelitev6]

Online we can buy 12 bottles of Merlot and 6 bottles of Shiraz for £108...... (£6 a bottle) with free delivery.****

**** For those from the north Merlot and Shiraz are a variety of red wine.

So £8.

They make red wine as well ? whatever next !

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

They say that money goes to money.....

[Lizzie Zoom]

This morning we received a £100 gift card from M&S. They thanked us for being valued customers and to show their appreciation............

Rarely if ever shop there.

I suppose I should contact them to tell them they have made an error. .....or perhaps not.

Are you sure Opti that you haven’t taken out life insurance with Royal London?

They are giving away £100 vouchers for M&S (along with other £100 gifts)