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Mixing with other people.
« on: 18 March 2020, 13:19:18 »
Donating an armful of blood on Friday 20th. Number 25.

Just given the blood service a bell and they tell me all donations are taking place as normal. I'm going to be in very close proximity with a busty blonde wench with a large needle.

Should I be concerned? :) 
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« Reply #1 on: 18 March 2020, 14:01:40 »
I gave my 71st arm full last Thursday .... .it was business as usual,

https://www.blood.co.uk/news-and-campaigns/news-and-statements/coronavirus-covid-19-updates/
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Re: Mixing with other people.
« Reply #2 on: 18 March 2020, 14:19:02 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 18 March 2020, 13:19:18
Donating an armful of blood on Friday 20th. Number 25.

Just given the blood service a bell and they tell me all donations are taking place as normal. I'm going to be in very close proximity with a busty blonde wench with a large needle.

Should I be concerned? :)
Watch your temperature and you should be fine :D
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« Reply #3 on: 18 March 2020, 14:25:12 »
Quote from: Andy B on 18 March 2020, 14:01:40
I gave my 71st arm full last Thursday .... .it was business as usual,

https://www.blood.co.uk/news-and-campaigns/news-and-statements/coronavirus-covid-19-updates/

Yep...... that is pretty much what they said. I suppose the risk of not having blood to give to sick people is far higher than the very low risk of catching something nasty while donating.

71 'armfuls' is impressive. Expect a call from the palace very soon.  A knighthood is imminent.

Arise Sir Beanz. ;)





 
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« Reply #4 on: 18 March 2020, 14:26:37 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 18 March 2020, 14:19:02
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 18 March 2020, 13:19:18
Donating an armful of blood on Friday 20th. Number 25.

Just given the blood service a bell and they tell me all donations are taking place as normal. I'm going to be in very close proximity with a busty blonde wench with a large needle.

Should I be concerned? :)
Watch your temperature and you should be fine :D

A whiff of feminine perfume may prove too much... :)
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Re: Mixing with other people.
« Reply #5 on: 18 March 2020, 14:40:19 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 18 March 2020, 14:26:37
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 18 March 2020, 14:19:02
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 18 March 2020, 13:19:18
Donating an armful of blood on Friday 20th. Number 25.

Just given the blood service a bell and they tell me all donations are taking place as normal. I'm going to be in very close proximity with a busty blonde wench with a large needle.

Should I be concerned? :)
Watch your temperature and you should be fine :D

A whiff of feminine perfume may prove too much... :)
Which one? The one she squirts on in the morning, or the somewhat fishy one emanating from her kipper?  ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 18 March 2020, 14:44:16 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 18 March 2020, 14:25:12
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71 'armfuls' is impressive. Expect a call from the palace very soon.  A knighthood is imminent.

Arise Sir Beanz. ;)

 :) :)
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« Reply #7 on: 18 March 2020, 14:54:01 »
Quote from: Andy B on 18 March 2020, 14:44:16
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 18 March 2020, 14:25:12
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71 'armfuls' is impressive. Expect a call from the palace very soon.  A knighthood is imminent.

Arise Sir Beanz. ;)

 :) :)
Lord Beanz of Bury has a certain ring to it.
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« Reply #8 on: 18 March 2020, 14:54:11 »
Quote from: STEMO on 18 March 2020, 14:40:19
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 18 March 2020, 14:26:37
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 18 March 2020, 14:19:02
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 18 March 2020, 13:19:18
Donating an armful of blood on Friday 20th. Number 25.

Just given the blood service a bell and they tell me all donations are taking place as normal. I'm going to be in very close proximity with a busty blonde wench with a large needle.

Should I be concerned? :)
Watch your temperature and you should be fine :D

A whiff of feminine perfume may prove too much... :)
Which one? The one she squirts on in the morning, or the somewhat fishy one emanating from her kipper?  ;D

I still have a mental image of the 'decorators paste bucket'........and now I have this to deal with. :-X

Exactly what type of women have you been slipping inside the last forty years? :)
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« Reply #9 on: 18 March 2020, 14:55:52 »
Quote from: STEMO on 18 March 2020, 14:54:01
Quote from: Andy B on 18 March 2020, 14:44:16
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 18 March 2020, 14:25:12
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71 'armfuls' is impressive. Expect a call from the palace very soon.  A knighthood is imminent.

Arise Sir Beanz. ;)

 :) :)
Lord Beanz of Bury has a certain ring to it.

Yep....Mr Beanz has the ear of the Heinz executive. He should insist they change the recipe so so don't taste like soggy shite.
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« Reply #10 on: 18 March 2020, 14:57:41 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 18 March 2020, 14:54:11
Quote from: STEMO on 18 March 2020, 14:40:19
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 18 March 2020, 14:26:37
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 18 March 2020, 14:19:02
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 18 March 2020, 13:19:18
Donating an armful of blood on Friday 20th. Number 25.

Just given the blood service a bell and they tell me all donations are taking place as normal. I'm going to be in very close proximity with a busty blonde wench with a large needle.

Should I be concerned? :)
Watch your temperature and you should be fine :D

A whiff of feminine perfume may prove too much... :)
Which one? The one she squirts on in the morning, or the somewhat fishy one emanating from her kipper?  ;D

I still have a mental image of the 'decorators paste bucket'........and now I have this to deal with. :-X

Exactly what type of women have you been slipping inside the last forty years? :)
I don't slip inside, I arrive with a bang. ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 18 March 2020, 15:48:59 »
Quote from: STEMO on 18 March 2020, 14:54:01
Quote from: Andy B on 18 March 2020, 14:44:16
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 18 March 2020, 14:25:12
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71 'armfuls' is impressive. Expect a call from the palace very soon.  A knighthood is imminent.

Arise Sir Beanz. ;)

 :) :)
Lord Beanz of Bury has a certain ring to it.

 ;D ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 18 March 2020, 16:33:24 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 18 March 2020, 13:19:18
Donating an armful of blood on Friday 20th. Number 25.

Just given the blood service a bell and they tell me all donations are taking place as normal. I'm going to be in very close proximity with a busty blonde wench with a large needle.

Should I be concerned? :)

No, but I reckon she should be.
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« Reply #13 on: 18 March 2020, 16:35:46 »
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 18 March 2020, 16:33:24
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 18 March 2020, 13:19:18
Donating an armful of blood on Friday 20th. Number 25.

Just given the blood service a bell and they tell me all donations are taking place as normal. I'm going to be in very close proximity with a busty blonde wench with a large needle.

Should I be concerned? :)

No, but I reckon she should be.
It'll be a big, hairy arsed male nurse with tattoos on his bollicks.  ;D
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« Reply #14 on: 18 March 2020, 17:13:10 »
Oh to then be a fly on the wall watching Lord Optis lily white buttocks quivering like WI jelly
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