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Started by STEMO, 23 April 2020, 20:04:00

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Sir Tigger KC

Quote from: dave the builder on 25 April 2020, 12:34:18
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 25 April 2020, 12:06:27
Quote from: dave the builder on 25 April 2020, 12:01:53
Quote from: TheBoy on 25 April 2020, 10:21:56
//Icke mode on

Clearly the clapping wasn't loud enough to mask the 5G switch on
we'll all be walking round with the App to "track n trace  Coronavirus" soon  ::)
an excellent way speed up 5G intake ,oops  :-[  i mean uptake  ;D
obviously no one will exploit the population walking round with their bluetooth enabled,GPS enabled etc because that would be wrong  :o

We won't even need an app soon, as when the 'vaccine' is available it will contain one of Bill Gate's nano chips and then they can track and monitor us via that!  :o  :-X  :)
OK, i'm checking ebay for 5G jammer as i type  :P

Would a suit of chain mail act as a faraday cage?  ???  :-\  ;D
RIP Paul 'Luvvie' Lovejoy

Politically homeless ......

dave the builder

Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 25 April 2020, 13:00:00
Quote from: dave the builder on 25 April 2020, 12:34:18
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 25 April 2020, 12:06:27
Quote from: dave the builder on 25 April 2020, 12:01:53
Quote from: TheBoy on 25 April 2020, 10:21:56
//Icke mode on

Clearly the clapping wasn't loud enough to mask the 5G switch on
we'll all be walking round with the App to "track n trace  Coronavirus" soon  ::)
an excellent way speed up 5G intake ,oops  :-[  i mean uptake  ;D
obviously no one will exploit the population walking round with their bluetooth enabled,GPS enabled etc because that would be wrong  :o

We won't even need an app soon, as when the 'vaccine' is available it will contain one of Bill Gate's nano chips and then they can track and monitor us via that!  :o  :-X  :)
OK, i'm checking ebay for 5G jammer as i type  :P

Would a suit of chain mail act as a faraday cage?  ???  :-\  ;D
are you saying my tin-foil hat is not suitable PPE  :o
explains the "voices"  :P

Darth Loo-knee

Quote from: STEMO on 23 April 2020, 20:04:00
The f**kin braindead dildos round here have started using it as an excuse for a firework display.

Oh... I have some if you'd like to buy some Grumpy :-X
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STEMO

Quote from: Darth Loo-knee on 28 April 2020, 20:12:57
Quote from: STEMO on 23 April 2020, 20:04:00
The f**kin braindead dildos round here have started using it as an excuse for a firework display.

Oh... I have some if you'd like to buy some Grumpy :-X
No thank you. What I would really like is for you to stick them up your fat, hairy arse and set them off.  ;D

Darth Loo-knee

Quote from: STEMO on 28 April 2020, 20:54:55
Quote from: Darth Loo-knee on 28 April 2020, 20:12:57
Quote from: STEMO on 23 April 2020, 20:04:00
The f**kin braindead dildos round here have started using it as an excuse for a firework display.

Oh... I have some if you'd like to buy some Grumpy :-X
No thank you. What I would really like is for you to stick them up your fat, hairy arse and set them off.  ;D

As happy ever I see  ;D
Everything to do with Omega's. Breaking, Servicing from Cambelts to Oil Changes... Please Pm me for details...

STEMO

Quote from: Darth Loo-knee on 28 April 2020, 21:10:44
Quote from: STEMO on 28 April 2020, 20:54:55
Quote from: Darth Loo-knee on 28 April 2020, 20:12:57
Quote from: STEMO on 23 April 2020, 20:04:00
The f**kin braindead dildos round here have started using it as an excuse for a firework display.

Oh... I have some if you'd like to buy some Grumpy :-X
No thank you. What I would really like is for you to stick them up your fat, hairy arse and set them off.  ;D

As happy ever I see  ;D
You bring the bast out in me  :-*

Darth Loo-knee

Quote from: STEMO on 28 April 2020, 21:12:05
Quote from: Darth Loo-knee on 28 April 2020, 21:10:44
Quote from: STEMO on 28 April 2020, 20:54:55
Quote from: Darth Loo-knee on 28 April 2020, 20:12:57
Quote from: STEMO on 23 April 2020, 20:04:00
The f**kin braindead dildos round here have started using it as an excuse for a firework display.

Oh... I have some if you'd like to buy some Grumpy :-X
No thank you. What I would really like is for you to stick them up your fat, hairy arse and set them off.  ;D

As happy ever I see  ;D
You bring the bast out in me  :-*

See your spelling hasn't improved... you really should have gone to school instead of a miss spent childhood  ;D :D
Everything to do with Omega's. Breaking, Servicing from Cambelts to Oil Changes... Please Pm me for details...

STEMO

Quote from: Darth Loo-knee on 28 April 2020, 21:16:17
Quote from: STEMO on 28 April 2020, 21:12:05
Quote from: Darth Loo-knee on 28 April 2020, 21:10:44
Quote from: STEMO on 28 April 2020, 20:54:55
Quote from: Darth Loo-knee on 28 April 2020, 20:12:57
Quote from: STEMO on 23 April 2020, 20:04:00
The f**kin braindead dildos round here have started using it as an excuse for a firework display.

Oh... I have some if you'd like to buy some Grumpy :-X
No thank you. What I would really like is for you to stick them up your fat, hairy arse and set them off.  ;D

As happy ever I see  ;D
You bring the bast out in me  :-*

See your spelling hasn't improved... you really should have gone to school instead of a miss spent childhood  ;D :D
Shit! That's not how you spell beast is it  :-*

Raeturbo

School?? Don't be so stern with the poor boy ::)
Laying a rubber road.

ronnyd

Quote from: Darth Loo-knee on 28 April 2020, 21:16:17
Quote from: STEMO on 28 April 2020, 21:12:05
Quote from: Darth Loo-knee on 28 April 2020, 21:10:44
Quote from: STEMO on 28 April 2020, 20:54:55
Quote from: Darth Loo-knee on 28 April 2020, 20:12:57
Quote from: STEMO on 23 April 2020, 20:04:00
The f**kin braindead dildos round here have started using it as an excuse for a firework display.

Oh... I have some if you'd like to buy some Grumpy :-X
No thank you. What I would really like is for you to stick them up your fat, hairy arse and set them off.  ;D

As happy ever I see  ;D
You bring the bast out in me  :-*

See your spelling hasn't improved... you really should have gone to school instead of a miss spent childhood  ;D :D
Perhaps his long suffering wifey could give him some much needed lessons. ;)