Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... Nws

[Lizzie Zoom]

It's not only the Americans that do Stoopid things, the Spaniards aren't far behind
https://www.theolivepress.es/spain-news/2020/05/03/outrage-as-spanish-beach-disinfected-with-bleach-near-spains-costa-del-sol/amp/

Yes, they are everywhere!!

[dave the builder]

Maybe Uncle Stemo is right
covid 19 is to kill off all people with the stupid gene
trouble is it takes out everyone that comes in contact with stupid too 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

That mask is perfectly safe because Covid 19 does not exist and is no more than a joint Chinese/USA plot to scare the people of the world.

In addition......the moon landings were faked and the Earth is flat.

[dave the builder]

That mask is perfectly safe because Covid 19 does not exist and is no more than a joint Chinese/USA plot to scare the people of the world.

In addition......the moon landings were faked and the Earth is flat.

Thanks for the info 
I'm off out to lick lamp-posts ,door handles and hand rails then 

[Rangie]

That mask is perfectly safe because Covid 19 does not exist and is no more than a joint Chinese/USA plot to scare the people of the world.

In addition......the moon landings were faked and the Earth is flat.

Thanks for the info 
I'm off out to lick lamp-posts ,door handles and hand rails then 

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Don't forget to pop into supermarkets open bottles of drink & spit into the contents..😄

[Sir Tigger KC]

That mask is perfectly safe because Covid 19 does not exist and is no more than a joint Chinese/USA plot to scare the people of the world.

In addition......the moon landings were faked and the Earth is flat.

Great! I'm off out for a little fun then. 

I think I'll start by having a severe coughing fit in Tesco's. See what happens. 

[dave the builder]

That mask is perfectly safe because Covid 19 does not exist and is no more than a joint Chinese/USA plot to scare the people of the world.

In addition......the moon landings were faked and the Earth is flat.

Thanks for the info 
I'm off out to lick lamp-posts ,door handles and hand rails then 

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Don't forget to pop into supermarkets open bottles of drink & spit into the contents..😄

Me Stupid yes   
but not a murderer
I have been trying very hard since early march NOT to spread any of MY germs
long before the lockdown 

[Doctor Gollum]

The last time I spread any of mine was 2018. On holiday... 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

That mask is perfectly safe because Covid 19 does not exist and is no more than a joint Chinese/USA plot to scare the people of the world.

In addition......the moon landings were faked and the Earth is flat.

Thanks for the info 
I'm off out to lick lamp-posts ,door handles and hand rails then 

I find window-licking best.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

The last time I spread any of mine was 2018. On holiday... 

You must have balls the size and colour of space hoppers.

[Doctor Gollum]

In my limited defence, I have been working since. I figured smashing out all my debt was more important than holidays/relationships

Now I get six+ weeks off, and I have to spend it at home. WTF is that about... 

[dave the builder]

In my limited defence, I have been working since. I figured smashing out all my debt was more important than holidays/relationships

Now I get six+ weeks off, and I have to spend it at home. WTF is that about... 

six+ weeks is nothing , you need to give it at least 20 years BEFORE committing to a relationship 

[Doctor Gollum]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

[dave the builder]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

[Doctor Gollum]

Twenty years 

I'll be dead by then... 

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19 
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship 
just remember the 2 metre rule 

2 meters?

I foresee another snag...