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Started by Doctor Gollum, 02 May 2020, 20:46:17

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Quote from: dave the builder on 03 May 2020, 22:33:23
closer to home clicky

please add these people to TB's cull list   :)
No need to if they walk around without PPE and hug each other. What we need is an asymptomatic person with the virus to join their ranks.

Rangie

Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level & beat you with their experience.

Doctor Gollum

Quote from: Rangie on 04 May 2020, 08:36:32
Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.
I've told you before about that... Cruel and unnecessary. ::) Just shoot them, it's far more efficient, so you can 'educate' more of them quickly and cost effectively.
Onanists always think outside the box.

biggriffin

Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 03 May 2020, 18:37:33
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 03 May 2020, 18:19:41
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 03 May 2020, 18:15:58
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 03 May 2020, 17:24:28
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 03 May 2020, 17:05:39
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 03 May 2020, 16:38:17
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 03 May 2020, 16:29:57
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 03 May 2020, 16:27:26
Quote from: dave the builder on 03 May 2020, 15:55:25
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 03 May 2020, 15:38:35
Twenty years  :o

I'll be dead by then...  :D

Oh yeh , I forgot about Covid 19  :-[
20 minutes ,you need to give it at least 20 minutes BEFORE committing to a relationship  ;D
just remember the 2 metre rule  ;)
2 meters?

I foresee another snag
...  :-\

....even for those endowed with the biggest of cocks.

And what man REALLY is that well blessed, and can keep it up for long enough?! ::) ::) ;D ; ;D ;D ;)

Being that big really isn't a blessing Lizzie.   :(                                                                                                   ;D

Do you speak from experience?

Were the 'Darzett' slappers unable to walk properly after leaving the Marina coupe?

After all these years you'd think Lord Opti would have worked out how to use this forum properly....  :-\                                              ::)  :P  ;D

Rushed too much.......much like you did with the Marina girls. :)

True.  Like most 19 year old lads I couldn't wait to finish so I could rush off to tell all my mates!  ::)  :D  ;D

I learned the hard way though that a gentleman never tells, and so these days I keep my mouth shut and take my time at the honey pot.   :)  8)

That's because you have to wait for the Viagra to kick in.. :)
Hoof'land storeman.

Rangie

Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 04 May 2020, 08:46:43
Quote from: Rangie on 04 May 2020, 08:36:32
Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.
I've told you before about that... Cruel and unnecessary. ::) Just shoot them, it's far more efficient, so you can 'educate' more of them quickly and cost effectively.
.   

I thought the heat would make sure all the germs would definitely be eradicated, and the screams would just create a nice soundtrack as some tosser would be filming it..😃
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level & beat you with their experience.

Sir Tigger KC

Quote from: Rangie on 04 May 2020, 09:04:35
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 04 May 2020, 08:46:43
Quote from: Rangie on 04 May 2020, 08:36:32
Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.
I've told you before about that... Cruel and unnecessary. ::) Just shoot them, it's far more efficient, so you can 'educate' more of them quickly and cost effectively.
.   

I thought the heat would make sure all the germs would definitely be eradicated, and the screams would just create a nice soundtrack as some tosser would be filming it..😃

I'm glad I don't live next door to our Mr Mackay here!  ::)

Imagine if you didn't cut your hedge to regulations and in a timely manner....  :o  :P  ;D
RIP Paul 'Luvvie' Lovejoy

Politically homeless ......

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 04 May 2020, 09:55:09
Quote from: Rangie on 04 May 2020, 09:04:35
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 04 May 2020, 08:46:43
Quote from: Rangie on 04 May 2020, 08:36:32
Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.
I've told you before about that... Cruel and unnecessary. ::) Just shoot them, it's far more efficient, so you can 'educate' more of them quickly and cost effectively.
.   

I thought the heat would make sure all the germs would definitely be eradicated, and the screams would just create a nice soundtrack as some tosser would be filming it..😃

I'm glad I don't live next door to our Mr Mackay here!  ::)

Imagine if you didn't cut your hedge to regulations and in a timely manner....  :o  :P  ;D

Have you asked the woman next door if her bush needs a trim?

Perhaps you could offer to do it for her. ::)

Sir Tigger KC

Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 May 2020, 12:58:40
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 04 May 2020, 09:55:09
Quote from: Rangie on 04 May 2020, 09:04:35
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 04 May 2020, 08:46:43
Quote from: Rangie on 04 May 2020, 08:36:32
Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.
I've told you before about that... Cruel and unnecessary. ::) Just shoot them, it's far more efficient, so you can 'educate' more of them quickly and cost effectively.
.   

I thought the heat would make sure all the germs would definitely be eradicated, and the screams would just create a nice soundtrack as some tosser would be filming it..😃

I'm glad I don't live next door to our Mr Mackay here!  ::)

Imagine if you didn't cut your hedge to regulations and in a timely manner....  :o  :P  ;D

Have you asked the woman next door if her bush needs a trim?

Perhaps you could offer to do it for her. ::)

I'd probably break my hedge trimmers.  :-X
RIP Paul 'Luvvie' Lovejoy

Politically homeless ......

Rangie

Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 04 May 2020, 09:55:09
Quote from: Rangie on 04 May 2020, 09:04:35
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 04 May 2020, 08:46:43
Quote from: Rangie on 04 May 2020, 08:36:32
Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.
I've told you before about that... Cruel and unnecessary. ::) Just shoot them, it's far more efficient, so you can 'educate' more of them quickly and cost effectively.
.   

I thought the heat would make sure all the germs would definitely be eradicated, and the screams would just create a nice soundtrack as some tosser would be filming it..😃

I'm glad I don't live next door to our Mr Mackay here!  ::)

Imagine if you didn't cut your hedge to regulations and in a timely manner....  :o  :P  ;D
.   

You're damn right I'm a stickler for a neatly trimmed bush..
😃 don't want any spiders popping out the bush !
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level & beat you with their experience.

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 04 May 2020, 13:09:10
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 May 2020, 12:58:40
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 04 May 2020, 09:55:09
Quote from: Rangie on 04 May 2020, 09:04:35
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 04 May 2020, 08:46:43
Quote from: Rangie on 04 May 2020, 08:36:32
Give me a flamethrower & I'll happily burn the stupid bastards.
I've told you before about that... Cruel and unnecessary. ::) Just shoot them, it's far more efficient, so you can 'educate' more of them quickly and cost effectively.
.   

I thought the heat would make sure all the germs would definitely be eradicated, and the screams would just create a nice soundtrack as some tosser would be filming it..😃

I'm glad I don't live next door to our Mr Mackay here!  ::)

Imagine if you didn't cut your hedge to regulations and in a timely manner....  :o  :P  ;D

Have you asked the woman next door if her bush needs a trim?

Perhaps you could offer to do it for her. ::)

I'd probably break my hedge trimmers.  :-X

Hedge trimmer may be excessive for such a delicate job. :)

Doctor Gollum

I don't know, wire wool can be quite stubborn...
Onanists always think outside the box.

Sir Tigger KC

Yes and Lord Opti doesn't know my neighbour.  ::)

He still would though!  ;D
RIP Paul 'Luvvie' Lovejoy

Politically homeless ......

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 04 May 2020, 17:14:55
Yes and Lord Opti doesn't know my neighbour.  ::)

He still would though!  ;D

Not if she has a beard and hairy nipples I wouldn't.

Doctor Gollum

Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 May 2020, 17:32:44
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 04 May 2020, 17:14:55
Yes and Lord Opti doesn't know my neighbour.  ::)

He still would though!  ;D

Not if she has a beard and hairy nipples I wouldn't.
You would, and you know it :D
Onanists always think outside the box.

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 04 May 2020, 17:47:43
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 04 May 2020, 17:32:44
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 04 May 2020, 17:14:55
Yes and Lord Opti doesn't know my neighbour.  ::)

He still would though!  ;D

Not if she has a beard and hairy nipples I wouldn't.
You would, and you know it :D

A beard and hairy nipples makes a woman a man in my book. I have my standards. :)

Actually, I can be quite fussy because women find me attractive, for some strange reason. ;)