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Recession
« on: 12 June 2020, 13:10:09 »

Within ten minutes of the latest GDP figures being released this morning, the British Bolshevik Corporation had the shadow chancellor on whining about this and that and how it was a record dip in output.
No one mentioned that she holds a record herself. She is the ugliest chancellor since records began, and that was a long time ago.

I kid you not :

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Re: Recession
« Reply #1 on: 12 June 2020, 13:13:35 »

Reminds me a little of Olive Oyl.
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Re: Recession
« Reply #2 on: 12 June 2020, 13:15:23 »

Not Olive from 'On the buses'

Sexist shit I think it should be banned.
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Re: Recession
« Reply #3 on: 12 June 2020, 13:41:35 »

I quite liked Olive :-*

Joking aside, what do we pay these people for?

I mean the global economy has pretty much been closed in several key sectors for three months... What did they think was going to happen?

There's so much going on at the moment that boils my piss so much that I've started drinking water by the gallon just to stop my kidneys from shrivelling up >:(
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Re: Recession
« Reply #4 on: 12 June 2020, 13:43:01 »

I quite liked Olive :-*

Joking aside, what do we pay these people for?

I mean the global economy has pretty much been closed in several key sectors for three months... What did they think was going to happen?

There's so much going on at the moment that boils my piss so much that I've started drinking water by the gallon just to stop my kidneys from shrivelling up >:(

Olive was a 12 pint-er. ;).......a real paper bag job.
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Re: Recession
« Reply #5 on: 12 June 2020, 13:47:59 »

With a neck like that she could deep throat 😀😃😄
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Re: Recession
« Reply #6 on: 12 June 2020, 14:20:43 »

With a neck like that she could deep throat 😀😃😄
Doesn't seem the meat eating type :-\
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Re: Recession
« Reply #7 on: 12 June 2020, 14:31:12 »

With a neck like that she could deep throat 😀😃😄
Doesn't seem the meat eating type :-\


No problems she could probably cope with your 2 veg as well 😄
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Re: Recession
« Reply #8 on: 12 June 2020, 14:54:44 »

As my old nan would say "She's got a face that would stop a clock"  ;D
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Re: Recession
« Reply #9 on: 12 June 2020, 17:25:26 »

Annalise Dodds is a typical career politician who has never had a proper job.  ::)

She spent years in education doing degrees, masters, doctorates and fellowships, then became a lecturer, before becoming an MEP.  :)

In Brussels (and Strasbourg) she sat on a committee for economic and monetary affairs and that I guess is her qualification for the Shadow Chancellor job, and possibly Chancellor of the Exchequer.  :-\ 

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Re: Recession
« Reply #10 on: 12 June 2020, 17:27:15 »

Annalise Dodds is a typical career politician who has never had a proper job.  ::)

She spent years in education doing degrees, masters, doctorates and fellowships, then became a lecturer, before becoming an MEP.  :)

In Brussels (and Strasbourg) she sat on a committee for economic and monetary affairs and that I guess is her qualification for the Shadow Chancellor job, and possibly Chancellor of the Exchequer.  :-\
;D ;D ;D
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Re: Recession
« Reply #11 on: 12 June 2020, 17:30:22 »

Annalise Dodds is a typical career politician who has never had a proper job.  ::)

She spent years in education doing degrees, masters, doctorates and fellowships, then became a lecturer, before becoming an MEP.  :)

In Brussels (and Strasbourg) she sat on a committee for economic and monetary affairs and that I guess is her qualification for the Shadow Chancellor job, and possibly Chancellor of the Exchequer.  :-\
;D ;D ;D

Well yes.... OK...  ;D
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Re: Recession
« Reply #12 on: 12 June 2020, 17:37:08 »

Makes me smile when the BBC report massive downturns of various sectors of commerce/industry. Perhaps someone should tell them that we're in the middle of a pandemic.
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Re: Recession
« Reply #13 on: 12 June 2020, 17:52:56 »

Annalise Dodds is a typical career politician who has never had a proper job.  ::)

She spent years in education doing degrees, masters, doctorates and fellowships, then became a lecturer, before becoming an MEP.  :)

In Brussels (and Strasbourg) she sat on a committee for economic and monetary affairs and that I guess is her qualification for the Shadow Chancellor job, and possibly Chancellor of the Exchequer.  :-\
;D ;D ;D

Dont know why your laughing. The Tories are obviously a Government devoid of talent or ideas and another couple of years of their stumbling and bumbling could make Labour without Corbyn a shoe in for the next election.
This time next year the MSM will be convincing the sheeple that the Tories have murdered 50,000 of their own people.
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Re: Recession
« Reply #14 on: 12 June 2020, 17:55:01 »

Plus remember we were heading (and some figures show clearly) for a monumental recession before anyone had even heard of the sniffle thing, due to uncertainty* in the economy following May's inability to do the impossible, and BoJo's I'm Alright attitude.


*no real uncertainty, we knew we were in for a massive UK crash.
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