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[TheBoy]

Spending £800 a month on lottery tickets will out perform your current pension investments.

A (financial) friend of mine suggested that her Premium Bonds investments were returning her 1.3% currently, so she was seriously considering investing their rather than cash ISAs this year.  Obviously, the growth is down to luck.

So I dug out my Premium Bonds and checked the numbers....    ...not even 1p in over 40 years of owning them .  Hardly surprising, as despite doing the lottery every week for 3 years when it started, never won a penny there either

I've had 2 £25 wins in the last six months from my premium bonds

Luck aint my friend, clearly

[Rangie]

Never won a thing with premium bonds so cashed them in , had several wins on the National Lottery biggest was around £14,000 won a Ford Ka in 2005 in a raffle & gave it to my daughter as her Renault clit was on its last legs, so all in all I've had my share of luck..😎

[Rangie]

Oops just noticed Clit ! Should be clieo 😄😀😃

[STEMO]

Never won a thing with premium bonds so cashed them in , had several wins on the National Lottery biggest was around £14,000 won a Ford Ka in 2005 in a raffle & gave it to my daughter as her Renault clit was on its last legs, so all in all I've had my share of luck..😎

Never mind all that, when are you cooking the Sunday dinner?

[Rangie]

Funny enough we were talking about that today, it's on for this weekend roast pork 😃

[STEMO]

Funny enough we were talking about that today, it's on for this weekend roast pork 😃

Don't be afraid of it, it's only food.
Also....realise that if you cook it well, it's then your job. You're wife will start saying to people "Mick cooks a lovely Sunday roast, do you want to come over when all this nonsense is over". 

[Rangie]

Funny enough we were talking about that today, it's on for this weekend roast pork 😃

Don't be afraid of it, it's only food.
Also....realise that if you cook it well, it's then your job. You're wife will start saying to people "Mick cooks a lovely Sunday roast, do you want to come over when all this nonsense is over". 

.   

Watch this space , will let you know how it goes ..😃

[TheBoy]

Funny enough we were talking about that today, it's on for this weekend roast pork 😃

Don't be afraid of it, it's only food.
Also....realise that if you cook it well, it's then your job. You're wife will start saying to people "Mick cooks a lovely Sunday roast, do you want to come over when all this nonsense is over". 

Is that code for "we're having a gay orgy"?

[STEMO]

Funny enough we were talking about that today, it's on for this weekend roast pork 😃

Don't be afraid of it, it's only food.
Also....realise that if you cook it well, it's then your job. You're wife will start saying to people "Mick cooks a lovely Sunday roast, do you want to come over when all this nonsense is over". 

Is that code for "we're having a gay orgy"?

Give it a fickin rest, willya. 
Men are much better at it than women, hence all the Michelin starred chefs are male.

[TheBoy]

Funny enough we were talking about that today, it's on for this weekend roast pork 😃

Don't be afraid of it, it's only food.
Also....realise that if you cook it well, it's then your job. You're wife will start saying to people "Mick cooks a lovely Sunday roast, do you want to come over when all this nonsense is over". 

Is that code for "we're having a gay orgy"?

Give it a fickin rest, willya. 
Men are much better at it than women, hence all the Michelin starred chefs are male.

Gay males, get it right.

[STEMO]

Funny enough we were talking about that today, it's on for this weekend roast pork 😃

Don't be afraid of it, it's only food.
Also....realise that if you cook it well, it's then your job. You're wife will start saying to people "Mick cooks a lovely Sunday roast, do you want to come over when all this nonsense is over". 

Is that code for "we're having a gay orgy"?

Give it a fickin rest, willya. 
Men are much better at it than women, hence all the Michelin starred chefs are male.

Gay males, get it right.

I love to be there when you told Gordon Ramsey that. 

[TheBoy]

Funny enough we were talking about that today, it's on for this weekend roast pork 😃

Don't be afraid of it, it's only food.
Also....realise that if you cook it well, it's then your job. You're wife will start saying to people "Mick cooks a lovely Sunday roast, do you want to come over when all this nonsense is over". 

Is that code for "we're having a gay orgy"?

Give it a fickin rest, willya. 
Men are much better at it than women, hence all the Michelin starred chefs are male.

Gay males, get it right.

I love to be there when you told Gordon Ramsey that. 

Who?

[Doctor Gollum]

Funny enough we were talking about that today, it's on for this weekend roast pork 😃

Don't be afraid of it, it's only food.
Also....realise that if you cook it well, it's then your job. You're wife will start saying to people "Mick cooks a lovely Sunday roast, do you want to come over when all this nonsense is over". 

Is that code for "we're having a gay orgy"?

Give it a fickin rest, willya. 
Men are much better at it than women, hence all the Michelin starred chefs are male.

Gay males, get it right.

I love to be there when you told Gordon Ramsey that. 

Who?

Shouty bloke from the telly box...

Say Opps alot

Actually you'd probably get on...

[STEMO]

Funny enough we were talking about that today, it's on for this weekend roast pork 😃

Don't be afraid of it, it's only food.
Also....realise that if you cook it well, it's then your job. You're wife will start saying to people "Mick cooks a lovely Sunday roast, do you want to come over when all this nonsense is over". 

Is that code for "we're having a gay orgy"?

Give it a fickin rest, willya. 
Men are much better at it than women, hence all the Michelin starred chefs are male.

Gay males, get it right.

I love to be there when you told Gordon Ramsey that. 

Who?

Shouty bloke from the telly box...

Say Opps alot

Actually you'd probably get on...

Yep. Stella, blokey jokes, kisses and cuddles