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SCOTTISH CHAMPIONS ELEPHANT POLO!!!
« on: 05 December 2006, 22:50:53 »
Yes believe it or not the Scottish elephant polo team are in India defending their world championship title :y....just a bit like england and the ashes....but the england cricket team I'm sure will all be commentators by the end of the week ;D ;D
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Re: SCOTTISH CHAMPIONS ELEPHANT POLO!!!
« Reply #1 on: 05 December 2006, 23:12:32 »
I was just about to congratulate you on becoming a Sir, not sure I will now ;)
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Re: SCOTTISH CHAMPIONS ELEPHANT POLO!!!
« Reply #2 on: 05 December 2006, 23:14:31 »
Get many elephants in Scotland nowadays do you?
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Re: SCOTTISH CHAMPIONS ELEPHANT POLO!!!
« Reply #3 on: 05 December 2006, 23:19:20 »
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Get many elephants in Scotland nowadays do you?

Yeah in the safari polo parks :y
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Re: SCOTTISH CHAMPIONS ELEPHANT POLO!!!
« Reply #4 on: 05 December 2006, 23:23:12 »
That's just a big haggis with a hosepipe stuck to its nose as a tru nk and cardboard cutout ears.


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Re: SCOTTISH CHAMPIONS ELEPHANT POLO!!!
« Reply #5 on: 05 December 2006, 23:36:57 »
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That's just a big haggis with a hosepipe stuck to its nose as a tru nk and cardboard cutout ears.


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Apologies in advance but I have to correct you on HAGGIS :y......As haggis are the size of a largish chicken, and whilst they have four legs, two of the legs on the left hand side are smaller than the ones on the right hands sides. HAGGIS ARE CLEVER, THEY HAVE EVOLVED. The smaller legs on the left hand side helps them run round the mountains/hills quicker, which makes catching them harder. the benefits when you catch then is that if you have 2 kids in your family you can have a leg each :y ;D ;D or 4 to yerself if yer single :y    
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Re: SCOTTISH CHAMPIONS ELEPHANT POLO!!!
« Reply #6 on: 06 December 2006, 00:14:01 »
Mick, I have to correct you on your description of the haggis. You are referring of course to the highland species, the lowland Haggis runs round hills in the opposite direction so it has shorter right legs  ;)

Cheers, Jim  :)
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Re: SCOTTISH CHAMPIONS ELEPHANT POLO!!!
« Reply #7 on: 06 December 2006, 00:21:52 »
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Mick, I have to correct you on your description of the haggis. You are referring of course to the highland species, the lowland Haggis runs round hills in the opposite direction so it has shorter right legs  ;)

Cheers, Jim  :)

You are all quite mad!
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Re: SCOTTISH CHAMPIONS ELEPHANT POLO!!!
« Reply #8 on: 06 December 2006, 09:21:00 »
Scottish Elephant polo team - that should be intresting going through customs.

Also i have just sent a few muppets out there from my office on business - hope they dont all meet up in departure lounge  :o
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Re: SCOTTISH CHAMPIONS ELEPHANT POLO!!!
« Reply #9 on: 06 December 2006, 10:09:53 »
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Scottish Elephant polo team - that should be intresting going through customs.

Also i have just sent a few muppets out there from my office on business - hope they dont all meet up in departure lounge  :o
Yeah, elephants are well known for stampeding at the sight of muppets, especially Miss Piggy!
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Re: SCOTTISH CHAMPIONS ELEPHANT POLO!!!
« Reply #10 on: 06 December 2006, 15:08:00 »
Mmmmm Haggis, got none left now though  :-/
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Re: SCOTTISH CHAMPIONS ELEPHANT POLO!!!
« Reply #11 on: 06 December 2006, 17:11:55 »
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Mmmmm Haggis, got none left now though  :-/
Nice with chips and gravy, pity the chippys north of the border don't do gravy though.
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Re: SCOTTISH CHAMPIONS ELEPHANT POLO!!!
« Reply #12 on: 06 December 2006, 17:21:22 »
Just wait until the home games are at Hampden!   Queue's of Scots Rose Growers waiting to clean up afterwards!    ;D
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Re: SCOTTISH CHAMPIONS ELEPHANT POLO!!!
« Reply #13 on: 06 December 2006, 20:59:32 »
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Mick, I have to correct you on your description of the haggis. You are referring of course to the highland species, the lowland Haggis runs round hills in the opposite direction so it has shorter right legs  ;)

Cheers, Jim  :)

I did'nt want to explain the two types, as it might have confused those folks not use to the scottish wildlife ;D ;D
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Re: SCOTTISH CHAMPIONS ELEPHANT POLO!!!
« Reply #14 on: 06 December 2006, 21:02:05 »
I thought you were the scottish wildlife Mick  ;D
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