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[Sir Tigger KC]

Uncle STEMO's t'other half is half his age I think?  

So maybe he saves his strength during the year for the summer holidays when he hasn't the time for taking the piss out of Lord Opti! 

Let's hope he's just gone AWOL for a bit and isn't MIA! 

I believe she is forty years his junior.........but not from Thailand.

Maybe he found a younger model.... from Thailand!                                     And he's..... er....... busy! 

[Marks DTM Calib]

Laying low after a busy period:

https://www.rotherhamadvertiser.co.uk/news/view,police-hunting-man-after-burglaries-in-sheffield-and-barnsley_36503.htm

 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Uncle STEMO's t'other half is half his age I think?  

So maybe he saves his strength during the year for the summer holidays when he hasn't the time for taking the piss out of Lord Opti! 

Let's hope he's just gone AWOL for a bit and isn't MIA! 

I believe she is forty years his junior.........but not from Thailand.

Maybe he found a younger model.... from Thailand!                                     And he's..... er....... busy! 

Busy being dead probably. A quick squirt into some young firm flesh could well prove too much for the old boy.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

.......having said the above.

If she gets a glimpse of his of his scouse pants she'll be on the first flight home to Bangkok.

[BazaJT]

Since he "left" Lizzie has also gone very quiet

[Raeturbo]

Ha ha ha

[Doctor Gollum]

Since he "left" Lizzie has also gone very quiet

She's busy towelling boat people

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Hope she has a lot of towels. 

[Doctor Gollum]

Hope she has a lot of towels. 

One sheeet is plenteee

[Raeturbo]

No your supposed to wipe the sheeet off

[Lizzie Zoom]

Since he "left" Lizzie has also gone very quiet

She's busy towelling boat people

 

I have been using a few bath towels recently, but to wipe myself down during the very humid conditions down here

As for the boat people.................. just ridiculous.......the French do it again to us! 

But, where is Steve?!

He is missed, as his Liverpudlian humour often really cheers me up.  I hope he is ok

[Raeturbo]

Ahh there’s one half back then

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

I dont think he is going to be back this time tbh.
As for the French. Im surprised that anyone is surprised. The real problem is our Govt. being extremely weak, inept and naive.
Boris is a Poundshop Churchill and Pritti Patel is a Pounshop Thatcher. They talk the talk, but thats the easy part.
The Govt. have booked up a hotel for the rest of this year, 5 minutes away from where Im sat, to house the recent Dover arrivals.
Its right in the middle of of Patels constituency. 
There are many more hotels all over the country which they have also booked up for the whole year.
Its beyond disgraceful. 

[ronnyd]

Perhaps he's on the beach at Dungeness welcoming all the new arrivals. He'd better be quick, as it's supposed to be getting windy by the weekend.  I miss the old bugger,s acerbic wit though. 

[Raeturbo]

Anybody got a tickling stick to Intice  him out