All we need to do now is sit and wait for the end of the democratic process in the USA, as foretold by our very own Dr G.
Speaking of which, I believe the BBC is due to fold next year as per Rods, late of this parish
What really happened to Rods was his favourite fantasies came true when a team of covert international assassins recruited from their
hide-in-plain-sight jobs at various MacDonalds throughout Europe abseiled in through the downstairs toilet window and garroted him using poison soaked lettuce. The same team then stole Trump's victory by being able to lick more stamps than previously thought possible. Next week, they'll be back cleaning the gunk out milkshake machines until the conspiracy needs their talents again....