May 2021

[STEMO]

UK still coming to terms with the new 17 tier system. Groups of one banned in London. Residents in South Yorkshire prohibited from seeing their reflection. 

[Rangie]

Must we still wash our hands for 20 seconds ?

[Doctor Gollum]

We're all be oppsed if that happens

[STEMO]

We're all be oppsed if that happens

Just added a smiley in case you were seriously worried 

[Doctor Gollum]

We're all be oppsed if that happens

Just added a smiley in case you were seriously worried 

When have I been serious about anything?

[STEMO]

We're all be oppsed if that happens

Just added a smiley in case you were seriously worried 

When have I been serious about anything?

Erm....the US election.

[Doctor Gollum]

ok, apart from that...

[Nick W]

UK still coming to terms with the new 17 tier system. Groups of one banned in London. Residents in South Yorkshire prohibited from seeing their reflection. 

Boris's random policy generator(developed at great expense by a contractor from a GCSE computer science project that was required to generate 3 word slogans) button is worn out. The last result from it was for everybody to staple themselves to the ceiling in a duvet with sock stuffed up each nostril, so nobody is capable of fixing it.


Nobody with any expertise whatsoever will have anything to do with the government.


We're even more oppsed than we are now.


Although this might happen rather sooner than next May. Sometime next week is equally possible....