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[Raeturbo]

Nice to hear, wife had her jabs this morning (breakfast was late)

[STEMO]

1,820 deaths today. Ouch!

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

1,820 deaths today. Ouch!

Sounds bad but probably includes seasonal flu in addition to the 'kung flu'

Also, anyone dropping off the perch 28 days following a positive test takes in a shit load of deaths that are have nothing to do with covid.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

.......having said that, at your age you need to be careful.

Wrap up warm sweetie....

[STEMO]

.......having said that, at your age you need to be careful.

Wrap up warm sweetie....

I've had my first jab, and I've been social distancing since 2010. I'll be fine, but thank you for your concern. 

Oh....and I've had my flu jab.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

.......having said that, at your age you need to be careful.

Wrap up warm sweetie....

I've had my first jab, and I've been social distancing since 2010. I'll be fine, but thank you for your concern. 

Oh....and I've had my flu jab.

I think you'll find this is because of excessive flatulence. No jabs of any description for me, I'll probably be dead and gone by this time next week.

[STEMO]

.......having said that, at your age you need to be careful.

Wrap up warm sweetie....

I've had my first jab, and I've been social distancing since 2010. I'll be fine, but thank you for your concern. 

Oh....and I've had my flu jab.

I think you'll find this is because of excessive flatulence. No jabs of any description for me, I'll probably be dead and gone by this time next week.

Oh no! How will I keep up with matters pertaining to BLM videos on YouTube?

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

.......having said that, at your age you need to be careful.

Wrap up warm sweetie....

I've had my first jab, and I've been social distancing since 2010. I'll be fine, but thank you for your concern. 

Oh....and I've had my flu jab.

I think you'll find this is because of excessive flatulence. No jabs of any description for me, I'll probably be dead and gone by this time next week.

Oh no! How will I keep up with matters pertaining to BLM videos on YouTube?

My wit and charm will be sorely missed by all.

[STEMO]

.......having said that, at your age you need to be careful.

Wrap up warm sweetie....

I've had my first jab, and I've been social distancing since 2010. I'll be fine, but thank you for your concern. 

Oh....and I've had my flu jab.

I think you'll find this is because of excessive flatulence. No jabs of any description for me, I'll probably be dead and gone by this time next week.

Oh no! How will I keep up with matters pertaining to BLM videos on YouTube?

My wit and charm will be sorely missed by all.

Absolutely. 

[STEMO]

Having said that, all is about five people these days.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

.......having said that, at your age you need to be careful.

Wrap up warm sweetie....

I've had my first jab, and I've been social distancing since 2010. I'll be fine, but thank you for your concern. 

Oh....and I've had my flu jab.

I think you'll find this is because of excessive flatulence. No jabs of any description for me, I'll probably be dead and gone by this time next week.

Oh no! How will I keep up with matters pertaining to BLM videos on YouTube?

My wit and charm will be sorely missed by all.

Absolutely. 

If Mrs Opti goes for the cheapest funeral option I shall come back to haunt her.

[STEMO]

.......having said that, at your age you need to be careful.

Wrap up warm sweetie....

I've had my first jab, and I've been social distancing since 2010. I'll be fine, but thank you for your concern. 

Oh....and I've had my flu jab.

I think you'll find this is because of excessive flatulence. No jabs of any description for me, I'll probably be dead and gone by this time next week.

Oh no! How will I keep up with matters pertaining to BLM videos on YouTube?

My wit and charm will be sorely missed by all.

Absolutely. 

If Mrs Opti goes for the cheapest funeral option I shall come back to haunt her.

You haunt her while you're alive, so no change there.

[STEMO]

She'll probably just scrap the sigmund with you in the boot 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

She'll probably just scrap the sigmund with you in the boot 

She is part 'bunny boiler' so this may be closer to the truth than you think.

Hell hath no fury........

She may forgive (sort of) but she certainly does not forget......

[STEMO]

She'll probably just scrap the sigmund with you in the boot 

She is part 'bunny boiler' so this may be closer to the truth than you think.

Hell hath no fury........

She may forgive (sort of) but she certainly does not forget......

Sounds like just the sort of woman you need to keep you in fear for your life in check.