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[STEMO]

It might just make you ill

'Havana syndrome' likely caused by directed microwaves - US report https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-55203844

[dave the builder]

Probably best to just stick to healthy food like pot noodles and pork scratchings then 
and avoid microwave nuked biryani ready meals
though microwaves might kill the Chinese Virus on your food, who knows 
and by "who" i'm not saying the World health organisation
one thing is for sure, we are all going to die 

[Nick W]

Probably best to just stick to healthy food like pot noodles and pork scratchings then 
and avoid microwave nuked biryani ready meals
though microwaves might kill the Chinese Virus on your food, who knows 
and by "who" i'm not saying the World health organisation
one thing is for sure, we are all going to die 

Is it not more likely that a microwave recently imported from China will be impregnated with 'extra' virus just to be sure?


Although the recent batch of OOF designed and approved foil hats will prevent any transmission and infection _{of any sense}

[Doctor Gollum]

Is sense infectious then? Could come in handy in small doses

[dave the builder]

My microwave is Italian, SMEG ,purchased before Chinese virus kicked off 
with winter approaching ...are the new "OOF APPROVED"  tin hats held on with spring hose clamps Nick 
asking for a friend 

[Doctor Gollum]

My microwave is Italian, SMEG ,purchased before Chinese virus kicked off 
with winter approaching ...are the new "OOF APPROVED"  tin hats held on with spring hose clamps Nick 
asking for a friend 

The genuine ones are

[Nick W]

My microwave is Italian, SMEG ,purchased before Chinese virus kicked off 
with winter approaching ...are the new "OOF APPROVED"  tin hats held on with spring hose clamps Nick 
asking for a friend 

150mm nails.


You don't want the hat to come off.


Ever

[dave the builder]

My microwave is Italian, SMEG ,purchased before Chinese virus kicked off 
with winter approaching ...are the new "OOF APPROVED"  tin hats held on with spring hose clamps Nick 
asking for a friend 

The genuine ones are

Poor design then in my opinion 
one size spring hose clamp won't fit all, leaving brain juice leaking from the ear holes of some, yet not offering any real security of the device for members with smaller proportions   

I will stick with my Caterpillar cap clicky which offers full 5G protection and is fully adjustable

150mm nails.

6" nails are very old technology and they rust ,which could cause health issues down the line 
surely wafer head tec screws with EPDM washers would offer a more secure fixing  and stop leakage 

[Nick W]

EPDM is well known to increase infertility(and passing on the oppswittery gene is essential), and technology is to be avoided as it is the work of satan. Big nails are also installed with the most complex only tool such people understand.

[Doctor Gollum]

Brain juice?

[dave the builder]

Brain juice?

the juice that comes out when you squeeze a brain 

[STEMO]

Brain juice?

the juice that comes out when you squeeze a brain 

That's what done it! The Cuban Brain Squeeze. It's all the rage, apparently 

[Nick W]

Brain juice?

the juice that comes out when you squeeze a brain 

Two simple words that are easier to understand than Intelligence Quotient Leakage.

[dave the builder]

do they not do brain juicing down south 

[Nick W]

do they not do brain juicing down south 

It's restricted to Eton.