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[STEMO]

...in the kitchen. 20 people! On zoom, of course, but to listen to the fickin noise, you'd think they were actually out there. 

[dave the builder]

No mess to clean up in the morning or Taxi to pay for though 
just put some ear plugs in and drink your cocoa 

[STEMO]

No mess to clean up in the morning or Taxi to pay for though 
just put some ear plugs in and drink your cocoa 

Horlicks

[Nick W]

No mess to clean up in the morning or Taxi to pay for though 
just put some ear plugs in and drink your cocoa 

While you look at some exciting car piccies.
Dacia are worth a look.....

[STEMO]

No mess to clean up in the morning or Taxi to pay for though 
just put some ear plugs in and drink your cocoa 

While you look at some exciting car piccies.
Dacia are worth a look.....

Looking at a duster as we speak.

[dave the builder]

Looking at a duster as we speak.

Use Plenty of Mr Sheen polish     

[STEMO]

Looking at a duster as we speak.

Use Plenty of Mr Sheen polish     

Apparently, it shines umpteen things clean

[dave the builder]

Looking at a duster as we speak.

Use Plenty of Mr Sheen polish     

Apparently, it shines umpteen things clean

I think Mrs Builder thinks I'm Mr Sheen or some other kitchen spray
she keeps calling me an "aerosol" anyway 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Looking at a duster as we speak.

Use Plenty of Mr Sheen polish     

If you have wood, it is good to give it a polish.

[ronnyd]

...in the kitchen. 20 people! On zoom, of course, but to listen to the fickin noise, you'd think they were actually out there. 

Had they booked you as the stripper? 

[STEMO]

...in the kitchen. 20 people! On zoom, of course, but to listen to the fickin noise, you'd think they were actually out there. 

Had they booked you as the stripper? 

Perish the thought, poor girls 

[TheBoy]

We had our team Christmas meal and piss up the other afternoon. Virtual of course.  Not sure it worked really, esp as my crappy Teams kills the laptop as soon as I allow incoming video.

However, a couple of hours in, and one of the young'uns was absolutely phished, and many home truths came out. That livened it up a bit

[STEMO]

She's doing it again 

Senior leadership team this time, so I don't know whether to expect a quieter affair or a riot 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

She's doing it again 

Senior leadership team this time, so I don't know whether to expect a quieter affair or a riot 

Is it like an Ann Summers party?

[dave the builder]

She's doing it again 

Senior leadership team this time, so I don't know whether to expect a quieter affair or a riot 

I'd opt for the quiet affair 
then hope she don't find out or it will be the riot option