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[STEMO]

My lad is a 21 year old student, so should be educating me in things such as this. He only speaks two phrases: "Where's me clean shirt?" and "What's for tea?".

Is he still balls deep inside some posh uni totty at every opportunity?

If a Romanian lass can be considered posh totty, yes.

[STEMO]

Good thread this....for general car chat 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

My wife's main school has 97% Muslim children, both black and Asian. BLM doesn't seem to be very high on the agenda, with either parents or kids. It only exists in the minds of unemployed, white, left wing youths; Gay, middle aged serial protesters and the BBC. Ignore it, you're giving it oxygen.

......I thought you lived in England.

It's a Church of England school, too. Yes...really 

I attended a C of E primary school in the sixties. Every kid was white......every kid had a mum and a Dad.......Every Tuesday we enjoyed 'a portion of spotted dick'........every Dad drove an Austin or a Morris.

Christ it was tough.

Was it the RE teacher who gave you the spotted dick?

.....and all the teachers had really weird names by the standard of 2020. Names like Ms Smith......Mrs Harper and Mr Evans.

I went to The Liverpool Institute High School for Boys. The 'masters' wore gowns and mortar boards and were mostly homosexual, I think. I didn't know what a girl was until I was 27 

Homosexual?.....no no no. I think they were known as 'bachelors' back in the day. Generally they would live with a male companion who was also a bachelor. Gentle innocent times.

[Nick W]

Although their boss is that posh indian actress of a certain age

Rebecca Front is Indian??

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

My lad is a 21 year old student, so should be educating me in things such as this. He only speaks two phrases: "Where's me clean shirt?" and "What's for tea?".

Is he still balls deep inside some posh uni totty at every opportunity?

If a Romanian lass can be considered posh totty, yes.

Hmmm.....Eastern European. Almost certainly hirsute then. A Huge beard muff and sprouting dark  hair from her armpits. Like going back to the seventies. The lad won't know what hit him.

[STEMO]

Although their boss is that posh indian actress of a certain age

Rebecca Front is Indian??

I think she might have been in Dances With Wolves.

Oh dear...is that un PC?

[Rangie]

My wife's main school has 97% Muslim children, both black and Asian. BLM doesn't seem to be very high on the agenda, with either parents or kids. It only exists in the minds of unemployed, white, left wing youths; Gay, middle aged serial protesters and the BBC. Ignore it, you're giving it oxygen.

......I thought you lived in England.

It's a Church of England school, too. Yes...really 

I attended a C of E primary school in the sixties. Every kid was white......every kid had a mum and a Dad.......Every Tuesday we enjoyed 'a portion of spotted dick'........every Dad drove an Austin or a Morris.

Christ it was tough.

Was it the RE teacher who gave you the spotted dick?

.....and all the teachers had really weird names by the standard of 2020. Names like Ms Smith......Mrs Harper and Mr Evans.

I went to The Liverpool Institute High School for Boys. The 'masters' wore gowns and mortar boards and were mostly homosexual, I think. I didn't know what a girl was until I was 27 

Homosexual?.....no no no. I think they were known as 'bachelors' back in the day. Generally they would live with a male companion who was also a bachelor. Gentle innocent times.

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Down south they were referred to as queers or bummers, how things have changed.

[STEMO]

Yes, probably for the better, but I refuse to join in. I take solace in the fact that my grandad thought the Beatles were evil, cavorting, sex driven louts, who couldn't carry a tune to save their lives (He was probably right), so I put it down to an age thing.

[STEMO]

Actually...BLM is a lot like the governments Christmas coronavirus advice. It's on the telly constantly, but no one takes any notice of it 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Actually...BLM is a lot like the governments Christmas coronavirus advice. It's on the telly constantly, but no one takes any notice of it 

You need to 'woke up'

[Doctor Gollum]

Although their boss is that posh indian actress of a certain age

Rebecca Front is Indian??

I stand well and truly corrected

[Rangie]

Actually...BLM is a lot like the governments Christmas coronavirus advice. It's on the telly constantly, but no one takes any notice of it 

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Nice quiet Christmas for us Steve only the two of us & the dog and nothing from Sainsbury's gracing our table..🎄🎄🎄

[ronnyd]

Sainsbury is my local supermarket, unfortunately. They haven't fared very well over the pandemic. When all the others had plenty of stock, (after the initial panic) Sainsbury still had loads of stock issues. My grandson works nights there and he says the quality of their produce is rubbish.

[Raeturbo]

Sainsbury is my local supermarket, unfortunately. They haven't fared very well over the pandemic. When all the others had plenty of stock, (after the initial panic) Sainsbury still had loads of stock issues. My grandson works nights there and he says the quality of their produce is rubbish.

              Mm, maybe their staff are too busy fu⚔️Ing about with the BLM terrorist organisation 👍🔥

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

We find the quality of their produce way above all the other supermarkets, apart from Waitrose. Although our Turkey last year was rotten and stunk, which took the edge off Christmas somewhat.