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Where is Gollum?
« on: 05 January 2021, 17:00:14 »
I knew he was in hospital, due to the bad advice given on here, having a big bunch of thorny roses removed from up his arse, but I thought he'd be out by now. ;D
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Re: Where is Gollum?
« Reply #1 on: 05 January 2021, 17:18:57 »
Gone to the USA perhaps ? 😃
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Re: Where is Gollum?
« Reply #2 on: 05 January 2021, 17:23:20 »
Playing golf at Turnberry?
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Re: Where is Gollum?
« Reply #3 on: 05 January 2021, 17:25:05 »
Quote from: Varche on 05 January 2021, 17:23:20
Playing golf at Turnberry?
Someone needs to, it lost a shedload of cash last year. Unusual that, for a Trump business.
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Re: Where is Gollum?
« Reply #4 on: 05 January 2021, 17:52:26 »
Probably sitting cross legged in the dark ready for the Georgia election results and Pence's ceremonial opening of the electoral college envelope, tin foil hat in place, holding a tub of orange makeup in one hand, a (printed in China) US flag in the other, chanting the mantra Trump 2020 MAGA over and over again. ;D
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Re: Where is Gollum?
« Reply #5 on: 05 January 2021, 18:03:54 »
Quote from: STEMO on 05 January 2021, 17:25:05
Quote from: Varche on 05 January 2021, 17:23:20
Playing golf at Turnberry?
Someone needs to, it lost a shedload of cash last year. Unusual that, for a Trump business.
Trump wanted to fly into Prestwick to play tomorow but wee Krankie said no thanks, not essential travel. Quite right
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Re: Where is Gollum?
« Reply #6 on: 05 January 2021, 18:07:22 »
Quote from: Nick W on 05 January 2021, 17:52:26
Probably sitting cross legged in the dark ready for the Georgia election results and Pence's ceremonial opening of the electoral college envelope, tin foil hat in place, holding a tub of orange makeup in one hand, a (printed in China) US flag in the other, chanting the mantra Trump 2020 MAGA over and over again. ;D
He's been doing that since November, but he usually finds time to come on here and tell us about it. ;D
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Re: Where is Gollum?
« Reply #7 on: 05 January 2021, 18:07:57 »
Iran has issued an arrest warrant for the Donald.  ::)
Could have been worse. Could have been a Fatwah.  :D
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Re: Where is Gollum?
« Reply #8 on: 05 January 2021, 18:08:55 »
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 05 January 2021, 18:07:57
Iran has issued an arrest warrant for the Donald.  ::)
Could have been better. Could have been a Fatwah.  :D
Fixed that for you, Albs.
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Re: Where is Gollum?
« Reply #9 on: 05 January 2021, 18:31:33 »
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Re: Where is Gollum?
« Reply #10 on: 05 January 2021, 18:38:45 »
Quote from: STEMO on 05 January 2021, 17:00:14
I knew he was in hospital, due to the bad advice given on here, having a big bunch of thorny roses removed from up his arse, but I thought he'd be out by now. ;D

Ah yes, his date.

I hope he didn't hook up with 17 stone builder Dave from Derby. Dave has bad breath and genital warts, but likes to self identify as as a five feet two inch blonde called Sasha.

Sasha doesn't like 'her gender choice' being disrespected, hence the location of the roses.

I'm told its transphobic in 2021 if a man won't sleep with a woman simply because she has a penis. 
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Re: Where is Gollum?
« Reply #11 on: 05 January 2021, 18:41:37 »
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Re: Where is Gollum?
« Reply #12 on: 05 January 2021, 18:43:43 »
Out of the frying pan into the fire🔥
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Re: Where is Gollum?
« Reply #13 on: 05 January 2021, 19:02:33 »
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Re: Where is Gollum?
« Reply #14 on: 05 January 2021, 19:11:57 »
Interesting how you seem to know so much detail about Dave from Derby Opti,is there something you're not telling us ??? :o :o
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