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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

https://youtu.be/w1nwN9BSiqw

I shall check mine out when it gets light.

[Sir Tigger KC]

That's why they have attractive receptionists with big tits, so in a trance you go along with whatever they say! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

That's why they have attractive receptionists with big tits, so in a trance you go along with whatever they say! 

I've just had a look and can't see that piece of pipe....

[STEMO]

That's why they have attractive receptionists with big tits, so in a trance you go along with whatever they say! 

I've just had a look and can't see that piece of pipe....

Start a 10 page thread 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

His car is 2010 and mine is 2015. Perhaps that explains it.....or not.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

That's why they have attractive receptionists with big tits, so in a trance you go along with whatever they say! 

I've just had a look and can't see that piece of pipe....

Start a 10 page thread

Well you never need to look. You just give it to a wrench monkey and say "fix that for us lad, I'll give you what you ask for"

Must be nice to have money.

[STEMO]

That's why they have attractive receptionists with big tits, so in a trance you go along with whatever they say! 

I've just had a look and can't see that piece of pipe....

Start a 10 page thread

Well you never need to look. You just give it to a wrench monkey and say "fix that for us lad, I'll give you what you ask for"

Must be nice to have money.

There's that money word again. 

[STEMO]

And, for £300, I can get a cambelt and water pump done, not just an oil change using the wrong oil 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

And, for £300, I can get a cambelt and water pump done, not just an oil change using the wrong oil 

I've been using the main dealer, but now the car is 5 years old I may not bother.

Yearly service  (yes, it is essentially an oil change and SFA else) has been around £200-£250 using the 3+ service plan.

Full cost is around £600 for people who are too lazy to negotiate, or too rich to give a f*uck about money.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

That's why they have attractive receptionists with big tits, so in a trance you go along with whatever they say! 

They are generally fragrant. No skanks allowed on the reception desk at Tata.

[Viral_Jim]

I've been using the main dealer, but now the car is 5 years old I may not bother.

Yearly service  (yes, it is essentially an oil change and SFA else) has been around £200-£250 using the 3+ service plan.

To be fair, there's probably about £90 of parts in an oil change on one of those, so not the worst value in the world at £200.

Have you given up on your idea of swapping it for an XJ supercharged 575?

[Sir Tigger KC]

That's why they have attractive receptionists with big tits, so in a trance you go along with whatever they say! 

I've just had a look and can't see that piece of pipe.... ???

See? Just the thought of the attractive receptionist with big tits had you in a trance!   

Your reply bore no relation to my comment! 

[dave the builder]

That's why they have attractive receptionists with big tits, so in a trance you go along with whatever they say! 

For 300 quid I'd expect the "attractive receptionists with big tits" to MAKE my "pipe" leak
and get the car sorted too

[Sir Tigger KC]

That's why they have attractive receptionists with big tits, so in a trance you go along with whatever they say! 

For 300 quid I'd expect the "attractive receptionists with big tits" to MAKE my "pipe" leak
and get the car sorted too

You probably have to have a brand spankers top of the range XJ or FF Range Rover for that kinda service! 

[STEMO]

That's why they have attractive receptionists with big tits, so in a trance you go along with whatever they say! 

For 300 quid I'd expect the "attractive receptionists with big tits" to MAKE my "pipe" leak
and get the car sorted too

You probably have to have a brand spankers top of the range XJ or FF Range Rover for that kinda service! 

My pipe leaks most of the time, very inconvenient. Or at least it was, until I discovered tena for men.