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Field Marshal Dr. Opti

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I enjoyed learning my ABC's as a toddler.
« on: 06 March 2021, 14:22:20 »
https://youtu.be/9d9UJ_T4ezo

It was an excellent way to learn new words.

A is for apple soon became A is for Alligator (along with a picture)
B is for Boy soon changed to B is for Bicycle, or B is for Batman.
C was always for car, and later became C is for Corvette, of which I had a Corgi model, complete with  split rear screen.  :y

The new 'woke' version of this educational aid/toy is slightly different today in an attempt to demonstrate diversity. ::) ::) ::)

 

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Re: I enjoyed learning my ABC's as a toddler.
« Reply #1 on: 06 March 2021, 18:33:30 »
It is a new world Opti so the drab grey and ignorance of the past has almost, apart from the dinosaurs, gone. :y :y

So do not worry Opti, you will give yourself a heart attack!! ::) ::) :D :D ;)
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Re: I enjoyed learning my ABC's as a toddler.
« Reply #2 on: 06 March 2021, 18:39:11 »
I got to E...  ::)  :-X
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Re: I enjoyed learning my ABC's as a toddler.
« Reply #3 on: 06 March 2021, 18:45:43 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 06 March 2021, 18:39:11
I got to E...  ::)  :-X

You missed the best bits, Tig. ;D

G is for gay
I is for intersex
L is for lesbian
N is for non binary
T is for trans.

Every 3 year old should know this. :)
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Re: I enjoyed learning my ABC's as a toddler.
« Reply #4 on: 06 March 2021, 19:01:06 »
B is for bôllocks and s is for shite.  :)
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Re: I enjoyed learning my ABC's as a toddler.
« Reply #5 on: 06 March 2021, 19:02:14 »
Come on boys and girls, we can do better.
A is for arsehole
B is for bôllocks
C...
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Re: I enjoyed learning my ABC's as a toddler.
« Reply #6 on: 06 March 2021, 19:04:26 »
Quote from: STEMO on 06 March 2021, 19:02:14
Come on boys and girls, we can do better.
A is for arsehole
B is for bôllocks
C is for clitoris
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Re: I enjoyed learning my ABC's as a toddler.
« Reply #7 on: 06 March 2021, 19:10:42 »
Quote from: STEMO on 06 March 2021, 19:04:26
Quote from: STEMO on 06 March 2021, 19:02:14
Come on boys and girls, we can do better.
A is for arsehole
B is for bôllocks
C is for clitoris
D is for dildo
Just me then?  ;D
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Re: I enjoyed learning my ABC's as a toddler.
« Reply #8 on: 06 March 2021, 19:13:20 »
Quote from: STEMO on 06 March 2021, 19:04:26
Quote from: STEMO on 06 March 2021, 19:02:14
Come on boys and girls, we can do better.
A is for arsehole
B is for bôllocks
C is for clitoris

Gender specific so not allowed, which is why  B is for Bi.....and G is for gay  rather than B is for boy and G is for girl.

I note the comment.... G is for grooming.....which is what it is. :)
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Re: I enjoyed learning my ABC's as a toddler.
« Reply #9 on: 06 March 2021, 19:15:37 »
Quote from: STEMO on 06 March 2021, 19:10:42
Quote from: STEMO on 06 March 2021, 19:04:26
Quote from: STEMO on 06 March 2021, 19:02:14
Come on boys and girls, we can do better.
A is for arsehole
B is for bôllocks
C is for clitoris
D is for dildo
Just me then?  ;D

The kid is only 2 or 3. He needs to get his head around faggots and trannies first. :)
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Re: I enjoyed learning my ABC's as a toddler.
« Reply #10 on: 06 March 2021, 19:20:28 »
Home schooling is the future :-X
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Re: I enjoyed learning my ABC's as a toddler.
« Reply #11 on: 06 March 2021, 19:24:28 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 March 2021, 19:15:37
Quote from: STEMO on 06 March 2021, 19:10:42
Quote from: STEMO on 06 March 2021, 19:04:26
Quote from: STEMO on 06 March 2021, 19:02:14
Come on boys and girls, we can do better.
A is for arsehole
B is for bôllocks
C is for clitoris
D is for dildo
Just me then?  ;D

The kid is only 2 or 3. He needs to get his head around faggots and trannies first. :)
Can't beat a tasty Faggot. As long as it's not too spicy. :D  Wonder how long before we have to call them something more PC.
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Re: I enjoyed learning my ABC's as a toddler.
« Reply #12 on: 06 March 2021, 19:27:52 »
I remember having very basic sex education during the last year of primary school......I'd be 10 or 11. The TV was wheeled into the classroom and everyone was told to be grown up and not act silly. Fat chance... :D

I remember it showed a fully clothed pregnant woman with the caption "how does the baby get out"  ;D

It was all very innocent and tame and was about a man and a woman. Such lack of sexual diversity would never be allowed today..... ;D ;D ;D


They didn't explain how the baby got there in the first place. ;)


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Re: I enjoyed learning my ABC's as a toddler.
« Reply #13 on: 06 March 2021, 19:42:29 »
If only I had known about P for pedophiles before my near escape from one when I was 6 years old.

That is why modern children must be taught, from say 5, about the diversity of life in the world they are entering. They must know it is not all soft and cuddly but has evil everywhere which is hard and dangerous.  Grimm’s Fairytales taught us so much about what was scary in our early years, but not enough.

I learnt my ABC from young;  A.  Accept nothing
                                            B.  Believe no one
                                            C.  Challenge everything

That is why I am so cynical , always have been which earned me many brownie points in business and working alongside the police when I had to.

So teach them as much as they can take when they are young to avoid later challenges. ;)
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Re: I enjoyed learning my ABC's as a toddler.
« Reply #14 on: 06 March 2021, 19:54:17 »
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 06 March 2021, 19:42:29
If only I had known about P for pedophiles before my near escape from one when I was 6 years old.

That is why modern children must be taught, from say 5, about the diversity of life in the world they are entering. They must know it is not all soft and cuddly but has evil everywhere which is hard and dangerous.  Grimm’s Fairytales taught us so much about what was scary in our early years, but not enough.

I learnt my ABC from young;  A.  Accept nothing
                                            B.  Believe no one
                                            C.  Challenge everything

That is why I am so cynical , always have been which earned me many brownie points in business and working alongside the police when I had to.

So teach them as much as they can take when they are young to avoid later challenges. ;)


Why not teach the toddler about  things 99% of normal people will encounter in life rather than the 1% he probably won't.

This type of behaviour, encouraged by dysfunctional adults, takes the form of the abnormal masquerading as being normal.

A 3 year old can enjoy an ABC book......a Gay BC book used to groom and indoctrinate toddlers is plain wrong.

Lizzie......we were all told to keep away from strange men when kids. That was all that was needed. :-* :-* 



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