Warning ! ICE AGE

[dave the builder]

Just a heads up 
Sorry Lads
I just took the bridgestone blizzak snow and ice tyres off Mrs Builder's Astra and fitted regular ,less noisy  rubber round things 

so expect UK temps to drop to -40 and bellow and 10 feet of snow very soon
(as per sods law ,section 5 , rule 11a  )

[ronnyd]

Just a heads up 
Sorry Lads
I just took the bridgestone blizzak snow and ice tyres off Mrs Builder's Astra and fitted regular ,less noisy  rubber round things 

so expect UK temps to drop to -40 and bellow and 10 feet of snow very soon
(as per sods law ,section 5 , rule 11a  )

Who do you want us to shout at Dave? 

[dave the builder]

Just a heads up 
Sorry Lads
I just took the bridgestone blizzak snow and ice tyres off Mrs Builder's Astra and fitted regular ,less noisy  rubber round things 

so expect UK temps to drop to -40 and bellow and 10 feet of snow very soon
(as per sods law ,section 5 , rule 11a  )

Who do you want us to shout at Dave? 

shout at everyone ,it's going to get cold 

could be a typo   

I'm only a fik BiLDa