A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers,
went on a field trip to the local race track (Randwick) to learn
about thoroughbred horses .
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that
the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when
one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the
urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and
began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'privates' to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.
Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.'
'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race. But I appreciate
your help.
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Topic: A day at the races (Read 662 times)