... Completely out of context...
1. English girl, probably somewhere around twelve, and definitely from Mancchester (from the God awful accent)... Running over to parents shouted out the following: "What happens when I get my balls in?"
Apparently playing pool with her cheating younger sibling.
2. Slightly older German couple... Sitting next to a sub 40 ish Dutch couple. German chap turns to the Dutch couple and asks, in German, if they are also German.
No say the Dutch couple in unison in perfect English, "No, we're Dutch. From Holland"
"Oh" says the German man, "Do you speak German?"
"A little" says the Dutch person. In perfect German.
"Oh" says the German man again. "Do you know the time? We've been here five days and I still don't know what the time is, only we fly home tomorrow.".
Dutch chap replies, again in perfect German, "It's an hour behind Frankfurt. But you're on holiday. No one cares about a single hour"
Ze Germans face was a picture.
Generally, if you watch people long enough, you can tell exactly where they come from by the way they say, "Oh 'dangle berries', I have forgotten my mask" as they try to find an unoccupied table to put the twenty glasses or stack of plates down in a frantic attempt not to be noticed
Travelling by yourself can be entertaining as people can't figure out where you come from unless you talk to them.
And when you do find people you want to talk to, everyone then makes no end of assumptions about you based on who you spoke to... It's like Eldorado, only live