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Re: Opti is gagging for it....literally.
« Reply #15 on: 17 November 2021, 20:49:29 »

Just returned from hospital following an endoscopy.

I had one previously in 2007.

They give you a choice between sedation or just throat spray. As sedation is for old people and nancy boys  I took the throat spray, and was able to watch the whole 'gullet fest' live on a TV monitor.

Great fun. ::)
I would ask for a general anaesthetic and an overnight stay  ;D
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« Reply #16 on: 17 November 2021, 20:58:20 »

Weird, weird medical tests. I had to be injected with yellow dye so the doctor could see what was going on in my left eye (wet amd) and my piss was a sight to behold. I'm pretty sure it would have glowed in the dark. ;D
"Sorry dear, I have just soiled myself."
"I'll turn on the light."
"No need, I can see where it's gone"
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« Reply #17 on: 18 November 2021, 13:11:14 »

Hope all is good.  :y

I've had the camera up the Japs eye as well. Quite strange watching the doctors head getting that close without a happy ending.  ;D  They've heard all of the "While you're down there" quips so don't bother with that.  ::)
I piss, shit and cough up blood, have done for years. Don't get me wrong, I'm not overly bothered ..... yet, and I wouldn't have even bothered going to the doctors/hospital to have it checked, but my crane licence medical had to be done every three years so the checks were a necessary requirement.
The check up itself was painless (gel on the end of it to numb it) but the flames when I pissed after the check up were a different matter.  :o

Never had the dubious pleasure of a probe shoved up the old 'Jap eye' :y

However, I have experienced a gloved finger up my arse to check my prostate.......at least I assume it was his finger, he was standing behind me so I suppose it could have been something else. :-X :-\
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« Reply #18 on: 18 November 2021, 14:02:59 »

I've been told that when young lads find themselves in the clap clinic, it's not unknown for Drs to be less than gentle with the cotton bud in the japs eye to teach them a lesson.  :(                                                 ;D
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« Reply #19 on: 18 November 2021, 14:31:22 »

I've been told that when young lads find themselves in the clap clinic, it's not unknown for Drs to be less than gentle with the cotton bud in the japs eye to teach them a lesson.  :(                                                 ;D

I must admit that I had reason to visit the clap clinic more than once back in the day. :-X

The staff could be a bit rough with an element of 'finger wagging'. :D ;D
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« Reply #20 on: 18 November 2021, 14:58:20 »

Hope all is good.  :y

I've had the camera up the Japs eye as well. Quite strange watching the doctors head getting that close without a happy ending.  ;D  They've heard all of the "While you're down there" quips so don't bother with that.  ::)
I piss, shit and cough up blood, have done for years. Don't get me wrong, I'm not overly bothered ..... yet, and I wouldn't have even bothered going to the doctors/hospital to have it checked, but my crane licence medical had to be done every three years so the checks were a necessary requirement.
The check up itself was painless (gel on the end of it to numb it) but the flames when I pissed after the check up were a different matter.  :o

Never had the dubious pleasure of a probe shoved up the old 'Jap eye' :y

However, I have experienced a gloved finger up my arse to check my prostate.......at least I assume it was his finger, he was standing behind me so I suppose it could have been something else. :-X :-\

Same here. Could have been a finger, could have been a pedal bin.I have no sense of perspective down there.  :)
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« Reply #21 on: 18 November 2021, 15:03:54 »

Hope all is good.  :y

I've had the camera up the Japs eye as well. Quite strange watching the doctors head getting that close without a happy ending.  ;D  They've heard all of the "While you're down there" quips so don't bother with that.  ::)
I piss, shit and cough up blood, have done for years. Don't get me wrong, I'm not overly bothered ..... yet, and I wouldn't have even bothered going to the doctors/hospital to have it checked, but my crane licence medical had to be done every three years so the checks were a necessary requirement.
The check up itself was painless (gel on the end of it to numb it) but the flames when I pissed after the check up were a different matter.  :o

Never had the dubious pleasure of a probe shoved up the old 'Jap eye' :y

However, I have experienced a gloved finger up my arse to check my prostate.......at least I assume it was his finger, he was standing behind me so I suppose it could have been something else. :-X :-\

Same here. Could have been a finger, could have been a pedal bin.I have no sense of perspective down there.  :)

I didn't think of this option. ::) ::) ::) ;)
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« Reply #22 on: 18 November 2021, 16:11:10 »

I've been told that when young lads find themselves in the clap clinic, it's not unknown for Drs to be less than gentle with the cotton bud in the japs eye to teach them a lesson.  :(                                                 ;D

I must admit that I had reason to visit the clap clinic more than once back in the day. :-X

The staff could be a bit rough with an element of 'finger wagging'. :D ;D

How was the cotton bud?  ;D
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« Reply #23 on: 18 November 2021, 16:13:11 »

Ahh he’s gone...... but not for cotton👀👀
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« Reply #24 on: 18 November 2021, 16:14:10 »

Ahh he’s gone...... but not for cotton👀👀
One of Bernards, if I remember correctly.
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« Reply #25 on: 18 November 2021, 16:19:02 »

👍😂
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« Reply #26 on: 19 November 2021, 15:07:50 »

Back to the nature of the thread... looks like Biden overdone it with Camilla... he’s in for a colonoscopy he’s temporarily handed the keys over to Kamala👀
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« Reply #27 on: 19 November 2021, 15:10:49 »

Back to the nature of the thread... looks like Biden overdone it with Camilla... he’s in for a colonoscopy he’s temporarily handed the keys over to Kamala👀

To quote Kevin Wood.

"What can possibly go wrong" :)
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« Reply #28 on: 19 November 2021, 15:12:19 »

Back to the nature of the thread... looks like Biden overdone it with Camilla... he’s in for a colonoscopy he’s temporarily handed the keys over to Kamala👀

I imagine he'll sleep through it, much like COP 26. :)
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« Reply #29 on: 19 November 2021, 15:14:40 »

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