Genuine or fake?

[STEMO]

I bought a 'Rolex Submariner' for ten quid off a man on the street in Manila a few years ago! 

It seemed pretty robust, and lasted about 5 years.  I even wore it when diving. 

I imagine  for £10 it was a piss poor copy.

I certainly wouldn't spend £60,000 on a watch......£500 high end copy of a £60,000 watch, perhaps.

Yes I'm sure that anyone who knew about these things would have spotted it a mile off. 

I know nothing about expensive watches (or expensive anything come to that!) and bought it for a laugh.  My mate had a collection of broken fake watches that he'd picked up in various Asian flesh pots and was gutted that my 'Rolex' lasted so long! 

Did you buy it off a ladyboy?.....

You seem to have an unhealthy fascination with ladyboys.

They must be everywhere in Barnsley. It's the type of 'Asian fleshpot' town as described by Tigger.

You're confusing Barnsley with Bradford 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I bought a 'Rolex Submariner' for ten quid off a man on the street in Manila a few years ago! 

It seemed pretty robust, and lasted about 5 years.  I even wore it when diving. 

I imagine  for £10 it was a piss poor copy.

I certainly wouldn't spend £60,000 on a watch......£500 high end copy of a £60,000 watch, perhaps.

Yes I'm sure that anyone who knew about these things would have spotted it a mile off. 

I know nothing about expensive watches (or expensive anything come to that!) and bought it for a laugh.  My mate had a collection of broken fake watches that he'd picked up in various Asian flesh pots and was gutted that my 'Rolex' lasted so long! 

Did you buy it off a ladyboy?.....

You seem to have an unhealthy fascination with ladyboys.

They must be everywhere in Barnsley. It's the type of 'Asian fleshpot' town as described by Tigger.

You're confusing Barnsley with Bradford 

When  a group of people gather here it's like a polite rally for the EDL.....

........or Britain in the fifties.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I bought a 'Rolex Submariner' for ten quid off a man on the street in Manila a few years ago! 

It seemed pretty robust, and lasted about 5 years.  I even wore it when diving. 

I imagine  for £10 it was a piss poor copy.

I certainly wouldn't spend £60,000 on a watch......£500 high end copy of a £60,000 watch, perhaps.

Yes I'm sure that anyone who knew about these things would have spotted it a mile off. 

I know nothing about expensive watches (or expensive anything come to that!) and bought it for a laugh.  My mate had a collection of broken fake watches that he'd picked up in various Asian flesh pots and was gutted that my 'Rolex' lasted so long! 

Did you buy it off a ladyboy?.....

You seem to have an unhealthy fascination with ladyboys.

They must be everywhere in Barnsley. It's the type of 'Asian fleshpot' town as described by Tigger.

I was thinking more Bangkok, Manila or Saigon than Barnsley to be honest.   

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I bought a 'Rolex Submariner' for ten quid off a man on the street in Manila a few years ago! 

It seemed pretty robust, and lasted about 5 years.  I even wore it when diving. 

I imagine  for £10 it was a piss poor copy.

I certainly wouldn't spend £60,000 on a watch......£500 high end copy of a £60,000 watch, perhaps.

Yes I'm sure that anyone who knew about these things would have spotted it a mile off. 

I know nothing about expensive watches (or expensive anything come to that!) and bought it for a laugh.  My mate had a collection of broken fake watches that he'd picked up in various Asian flesh pots and was gutted that my 'Rolex' lasted so long! 

Did you buy it off a ladyboy?.....

You seem to have an unhealthy fascination with ladyboys.

They must be everywhere in Barnsley. It's the type of 'Asian fleshpot' town as described by Tigger.

I was thinking more Bangkok, Manila or Saigon than Barnsley to be honest.   

Are you suggesting Barnsley can't cut it as a location for Fleshpots?

[Sir Tigger KC]

I bought a 'Rolex Submariner' for ten quid off a man on the street in Manila a few years ago! 

It seemed pretty robust, and lasted about 5 years.  I even wore it when diving. 

I imagine  for £10 it was a piss poor copy.

I certainly wouldn't spend £60,000 on a watch......£500 high end copy of a £60,000 watch, perhaps.

Yes I'm sure that anyone who knew about these things would have spotted it a mile off. 

I know nothing about expensive watches (or expensive anything come to that!) and bought it for a laugh.  My mate had a collection of broken fake watches that he'd picked up in various Asian flesh pots and was gutted that my 'Rolex' lasted so long! 

Did you buy it off a ladyboy?.....

You seem to have an unhealthy fascination with ladyboys.

They must be everywhere in Barnsley. It's the type of 'Asian fleshpot' town as described by Tigger.

I was thinking more Bangkok, Manila or Saigon than Barnsley to be honest.   

Are you suggesting Barnsley can't cut it as a location for Fleshpots?

I've never been to Barnsley.  Have you? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I bought a 'Rolex Submariner' for ten quid off a man on the street in Manila a few years ago! 

It seemed pretty robust, and lasted about 5 years.  I even wore it when diving. 

I imagine  for £10 it was a piss poor copy.

I certainly wouldn't spend £60,000 on a watch......£500 high end copy of a £60,000 watch, perhaps.

Yes I'm sure that anyone who knew about these things would have spotted it a mile off. 

I know nothing about expensive watches (or expensive anything come to that!) and bought it for a laugh.  My mate had a collection of broken fake watches that he'd picked up in various Asian flesh pots and was gutted that my 'Rolex' lasted so long! 

Did you buy it off a ladyboy?.....

You seem to have an unhealthy fascination with ladyboys.

They must be everywhere in Barnsley. It's the type of 'Asian fleshpot' town as described by Tigger.

I was thinking more Bangkok, Manila or Saigon than Barnsley to be honest.   

Are you suggesting Barnsley can't cut it as a location for Fleshpots?

I've never been to Barnsley.  Have you? 

Not that I can remember. It's on my bucket list though, along with Slough.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I bought a 'Rolex Submariner' for ten quid off a man on the street in Manila a few years ago! 

It seemed pretty robust, and lasted about 5 years.  I even wore it when diving. 

I imagine  for £10 it was a piss poor copy.

I certainly wouldn't spend £60,000 on a watch......£500 high end copy of a £60,000 watch, perhaps.

Yes I'm sure that anyone who knew about these things would have spotted it a mile off. 

I know nothing about expensive watches (or expensive anything come to that!) and bought it for a laugh.  My mate had a collection of broken fake watches that he'd picked up in various Asian flesh pots and was gutted that my 'Rolex' lasted so long! 

Did you buy it off a ladyboy?.....

You seem to have an unhealthy fascination with ladyboys.

They must be everywhere in Barnsley. It's the type of 'Asian fleshpot' town as described by Tigger.

I was thinking more Bangkok, Manila or Saigon than Barnsley to be honest.   

Are you suggesting Barnsley can't cut it as a location for Fleshpots?

I've never been to Barnsley.  Have you? 

Not that I can remember. It's on my bucket list though, along with Slough.

You should go before you kick that bucket then.      I'm sure Uncle STEMO would be delighted to show you round! 

[STEMO]

It's only open from 8:30 to 19:00, so plan your trip carefully 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I bought a 'Rolex Submariner' for ten quid off a man on the street in Manila a few years ago! 

It seemed pretty robust, and lasted about 5 years.  I even wore it when diving. 

I imagine  for £10 it was a piss poor copy.

I certainly wouldn't spend £60,000 on a watch......£500 high end copy of a £60,000 watch, perhaps.

Yes I'm sure that anyone who knew about these things would have spotted it a mile off. 

I know nothing about expensive watches (or expensive anything come to that!) and bought it for a laugh.  My mate had a collection of broken fake watches that he'd picked up in various Asian flesh pots and was gutted that my 'Rolex' lasted so long! 

Did you buy it off a ladyboy?.....

You seem to have an unhealthy fascination with ladyboys.

They must be everywhere in Barnsley. It's the type of 'Asian fleshpot' town as described by Tigger.

I was thinking more Bangkok, Manila or Saigon than Barnsley to be honest.   

Are you suggesting Barnsley can't cut it as a location for Fleshpots?

I've never been to Barnsley.  Have you? 

Not that I can remember. It's on my bucket list though, along with Slough.

You should go before you kick that bucket then.      I'm sure Uncle STEMO would be delighted to show you round! 


I hear that people are more friendly in the north. I lived and worked in Surrey where people were not friendly at all. Perhaps all bed-wetting shandy drinkers are like that.

 

[Sir Tigger KC]

It's only open from 8:30 to 19:00, so plan your trip carefully 

He'd better plan his trip soonish before he kicks that bucket. Can't be long now! 

[STEMO]

It's only open from 8:30 to 19:00, so plan your trip carefully 

He'd better plan his trip soonish before he kicks that bucket. Can't be long now! 

Not sure his sigmund would make it this far, it's getting on a bit now. Not unlike the man himself 

[Sir Tigger KC]

It's only open from 8:30 to 19:00, so plan your trip carefully 

He'd better plan his trip soonish before he kicks that bucket. Can't be long now! 

Not sure his sigmund would make it this far, it's getting on a bit now. Not unlike the man himself 

True. Both turning to dust as we speak. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It's only open from 8:30 to 19:00, so plan your trip carefully 

He'd better plan his trip soonish before he kicks that bucket. Can't be long now! 

Not sure his sigmund would make it this far, it's getting on a bit now. Not unlike the man himself 

True. Both turning to dust as we speak. 

Don't put me in the same age bracket as your elderly uncle. Twenty years between us, at least.

[Sir Tigger KC]

It's only open from 8:30 to 19:00, so plan your trip carefully 

He'd better plan his trip soonish before he kicks that bucket. Can't be long now! 

Not sure his sigmund would make it this far, it's getting on a bit now. Not unlike the man himself 

True. Both turning to dust as we speak. 

Don't put me in the same age bracket as your elderly uncle. Twenty years between us, at least.

For a young chap in his twentyfifties you're awfully touchy about your age M'Lud!     

[omegod]

I think any Rolex is assumed to be a fake these days, I treated myself to a Tudor Black bay a couple of years ago and am terrified of wearing it in case it gets scratched