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Andy B

Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 31 March 2022, 01:31:25
Quote from: Raeturbo on 30 March 2022, 23:28:03
Let me know how it goes Steve😂

A Welsh mate's favourite line was Do you have any Welsh in you? and when they replied No, he'd say with a straight face, Would you like some?  ;D

It worked quite well with those who got the joke.  :y

Lenny Henry, as Theo Wildebeast, was using that gag years ago  ::)

Sir Tigger KC

Quote from: Andy B on 31 March 2022, 08:39:25
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 31 March 2022, 01:31:25
Quote from: Raeturbo on 30 March 2022, 23:28:03
Let me know how it goes Steve😂

A Welsh mate's favourite line was Do you have any Welsh in you? and when they replied No, he'd say with a straight face, Would you like some?  ;D

It worked quite well with those who got the joke.  :y

Lenny Henry, as Theo Wildebeast, was using that gag years ago  ::)

He must have nicked it from my mate Tom then!  ;D
RIP Paul 'Luvvie' Lovejoy

Politically homeless ......

STEMO

Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 31 March 2022, 09:21:44
Quote from: Andy B on 31 March 2022, 08:39:25
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 31 March 2022, 01:31:25
Quote from: Raeturbo on 30 March 2022, 23:28:03
Let me know how it goes Steve😂

A Welsh mate's favourite line was Do you have any Welsh in you? and when they replied No, he'd say with a straight face, Would you like some?  ;D

It worked quite well with those who got the joke.  :y

Lenny Henry, as Theo Wildebeast, was using that gag years ago  ::)

He must have nicked it from my mate Tom then!  ;D
Welsh Tom? He said that to my second wife in Rhyl years ago  ;D
Diesel till I die

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

Quote from: STEMO on 31 March 2022, 11:25:27
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 31 March 2022, 09:21:44
Quote from: Andy B on 31 March 2022, 08:39:25
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 31 March 2022, 01:31:25
Quote from: Raeturbo on 30 March 2022, 23:28:03
Let me know how it goes Steve😂

A Welsh mate's favourite line was Do you have any Welsh in you? and when they replied No, he'd say with a straight face, Would you like some?  ;D

It worked quite well with those who got the joke.  :y

Lenny Henry, as Theo Wildebeast, was using that gag years ago  ::)

He must have nicked it from my mate Tom then!  ;D
Welsh Tom? He said that to my second wife in Rhyl years ago  ;D

I hear Rhyl is very nice. Full of sophisticated charm and beautiful fragrant girls. :)

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 30 March 2022, 23:04:04
Quote from: Raeturbo on 30 March 2022, 16:46:00
I'll willingly lend a penis to women ;D but I want it back :D

Sounds like a chat up line for the modern age!  :y

Person with penis: Hi! Do you have a penis?
Person with vagina: No I don't!
Person with penis: Would you like to try mine for size?

;D

We should all be gender neutral in 2022. Mr Starmer says we must. ::)

STEMO

Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 March 2022, 13:04:24
Quote from: STEMO on 31 March 2022, 11:25:27
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 31 March 2022, 09:21:44
Quote from: Andy B on 31 March 2022, 08:39:25
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 31 March 2022, 01:31:25
Quote from: Raeturbo on 30 March 2022, 23:28:03
Let me know how it goes Steve😂

A Welsh mate's favourite line was Do you have any Welsh in you? and when they replied No, he'd say with a straight face, Would you like some?  ;D

It worked quite well with those who got the joke.  :y

Lenny Henry, as Theo Wildebeast, was using that gag years ago  ::)

He must have nicked it from my mate Tom then!  ;D
Welsh Tom? He said that to my second wife in Rhyl years ago  ;D

I hear Rhyl is very nice. Full of sophisticated charm and beautiful fragrant girls. :)
Much like Lincolnsausageshire, but the girls in Rhyl don't have straw in their hair  :)
Diesel till I die

Migv6 le Frog Fan

Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 31 March 2022, 09:21:44
Quote from: Andy B on 31 March 2022, 08:39:25
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 31 March 2022, 01:31:25
Quote from: Raeturbo on 30 March 2022, 23:28:03
Let me know how it goes Steve😂

A Welsh mate's favourite line was Do you have any Welsh in you? and when they replied No, he'd say with a straight face, Would you like some?  ;D

It worked quite well with those who got the joke.  :y

Lenny Henry, as Theo Wildebeast, was using that gag years ago  ::)

He must have nicked it from my mate Tom then!  ;D

Phil Lynott said the Irish version on the Live & Dangerous album in 1978. So did he nick it from Tom, or Tom nick it from him ?  :D
Its weird being the same age as old people !

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

Quote from: STEMO on 31 March 2022, 13:59:37
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 March 2022, 13:04:24
Quote from: STEMO on 31 March 2022, 11:25:27
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 31 March 2022, 09:21:44
Quote from: Andy B on 31 March 2022, 08:39:25
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 31 March 2022, 01:31:25
Quote from: Raeturbo on 30 March 2022, 23:28:03
Let me know how it goes Steve😂

A Welsh mate's favourite line was Do you have any Welsh in you? and when they replied No, he'd say with a straight face, Would you like some?  ;D

It worked quite well with those who got the joke.  :y

Lenny Henry, as Theo Wildebeast, was using that gag years ago  ::)

He must have nicked it from my mate Tom then!  ;D
Welsh Tom? He said that to my second wife in Rhyl years ago  ;D

I hear Rhyl is very nice. Full of sophisticated charm and beautiful fragrant girls. :)
Much like Lincolnsausageshire, but the girls in Rhyl don't have straw in their hair  :)


Most are a bit gobby and unrefined.....but then most of them here seem to have moved up from Essex. :)

Andy B

Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 March 2022, 13:23:03....
Mr Starmer says we must. ::)

I saw him this morning at my local country park  ::) ....

obviously drumming up votes for up coming local elections .... Bury is the 2nd most marginal seat

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

Quote from: Andy B on 31 March 2022, 15:31:04
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 March 2022, 13:23:03....
Mr Starmer says we must. ::)

I saw him this morning at my local country park  ::) ....

obviously drumming up votes for up coming local elections .... Bury is the 2nd most marginal seat

Just watched him on the news.....complete with his garrulous girlfriend. ::)

Raeturbo

Has he decided what gender he is yet?
Laying a rubber road.

Doctor Gollum

Quote from: Raeturbo on 31 March 2022, 23:14:13
Has he decided what gender he is yet?
Definitely from Scun thorpe.
Onanists always think outside the box.

Raeturbo

Ahh near the middle then😎
Laying a rubber road.

Doctor Gollum

Quote from: Raeturbo on 01 April 2022, 11:40:00
Ahh near the middle then😎
The soggy end of the badger.
Onanists always think outside the box.

Raeturbo

And hard end of the jelly :y
Laying a rubber road.