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Re: Will Smith
« Reply #30 on: 31 March 2022, 08:39:25 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 31 March 2022, 01:31:25
Quote from: Raeturbo on 30 March 2022, 23:28:03
Let me know how it goes Steve😂

A Welsh mate's favourite line was Do you have any Welsh in you? and when they replied No, he'd say with a straight face, Would you like some?  ;D

It worked quite well with those who got the joke.  :y

Lenny Henry, as Theo Wildebeast, was using that gag years ago  ::)
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Re: Will Smith
« Reply #31 on: 31 March 2022, 09:21:44 »
Quote from: Andy B on 31 March 2022, 08:39:25
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 31 March 2022, 01:31:25
Quote from: Raeturbo on 30 March 2022, 23:28:03
Let me know how it goes Steve😂

A Welsh mate's favourite line was Do you have any Welsh in you? and when they replied No, he'd say with a straight face, Would you like some?  ;D

It worked quite well with those who got the joke.  :y

Lenny Henry, as Theo Wildebeast, was using that gag years ago  ::)

He must have nicked it from my mate Tom then!  ;D
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Re: Will Smith
« Reply #32 on: 31 March 2022, 11:25:27 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 31 March 2022, 09:21:44
Quote from: Andy B on 31 March 2022, 08:39:25
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 31 March 2022, 01:31:25
Quote from: Raeturbo on 30 March 2022, 23:28:03
Let me know how it goes Steve😂

A Welsh mate's favourite line was Do you have any Welsh in you? and when they replied No, he'd say with a straight face, Would you like some?  ;D

It worked quite well with those who got the joke.  :y

Lenny Henry, as Theo Wildebeast, was using that gag years ago  ::)

He must have nicked it from my mate Tom then!  ;D
Welsh Tom? He said that to my second wife in Rhyl years ago  ;D
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Re: Will Smith
« Reply #33 on: 31 March 2022, 13:04:24 »
Quote from: STEMO on 31 March 2022, 11:25:27
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 31 March 2022, 09:21:44
Quote from: Andy B on 31 March 2022, 08:39:25
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 31 March 2022, 01:31:25
Quote from: Raeturbo on 30 March 2022, 23:28:03
Let me know how it goes Steve😂

A Welsh mate's favourite line was Do you have any Welsh in you? and when they replied No, he'd say with a straight face, Would you like some?  ;D

It worked quite well with those who got the joke.  :y

Lenny Henry, as Theo Wildebeast, was using that gag years ago  ::)

He must have nicked it from my mate Tom then!  ;D
Welsh Tom? He said that to my second wife in Rhyl years ago  ;D

I hear Rhyl is very nice. Full of sophisticated charm and beautiful fragrant girls. :)
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Re: Will Smith
« Reply #34 on: 31 March 2022, 13:23:03 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 30 March 2022, 23:04:04
Quote from: Raeturbo on 30 March 2022, 16:46:00
I’ll willingly lend a penis to women ;D but I want it back :D

Sounds like a chat up line for the modern age!  :y

Person with penis: Hi! Do you have a penis?
Person with vagina: No I don't!
Person with penis: Would you like to try mine for size?

 ;D

We should all be gender neutral in 2022. Mr Starmer says we must. ::)
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Re: Will Smith
« Reply #35 on: 31 March 2022, 13:59:37 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 March 2022, 13:04:24
Quote from: STEMO on 31 March 2022, 11:25:27
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 31 March 2022, 09:21:44
Quote from: Andy B on 31 March 2022, 08:39:25
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 31 March 2022, 01:31:25
Quote from: Raeturbo on 30 March 2022, 23:28:03
Let me know how it goes Steve😂

A Welsh mate's favourite line was Do you have any Welsh in you? and when they replied No, he'd say with a straight face, Would you like some?  ;D

It worked quite well with those who got the joke.  :y

Lenny Henry, as Theo Wildebeast, was using that gag years ago  ::)

He must have nicked it from my mate Tom then!  ;D
Welsh Tom? He said that to my second wife in Rhyl years ago  ;D

I hear Rhyl is very nice. Full of sophisticated charm and beautiful fragrant girls. :)
Much like Lincolnsausageshire, but the girls in Rhyl don't have straw in their hair  :)
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Re: Will Smith
« Reply #36 on: 31 March 2022, 14:13:53 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 31 March 2022, 09:21:44
Quote from: Andy B on 31 March 2022, 08:39:25
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 31 March 2022, 01:31:25
Quote from: Raeturbo on 30 March 2022, 23:28:03
Let me know how it goes Steve😂

A Welsh mate's favourite line was Do you have any Welsh in you? and when they replied No, he'd say with a straight face, Would you like some?  ;D

It worked quite well with those who got the joke.  :y

Lenny Henry, as Theo Wildebeast, was using that gag years ago  ::)

He must have nicked it from my mate Tom then!  ;D

Phil Lynott said the Irish version on the Live & Dangerous album in 1978. So did he nick it from Tom, or Tom nick it from him ?  :D
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Re: Will Smith
« Reply #37 on: 31 March 2022, 14:27:24 »
Quote from: STEMO on 31 March 2022, 13:59:37
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 March 2022, 13:04:24
Quote from: STEMO on 31 March 2022, 11:25:27
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 31 March 2022, 09:21:44
Quote from: Andy B on 31 March 2022, 08:39:25
Quote from: Sir Tigger QC on 31 March 2022, 01:31:25
Quote from: Raeturbo on 30 March 2022, 23:28:03
Let me know how it goes Steve😂

A Welsh mate's favourite line was Do you have any Welsh in you? and when they replied No, he'd say with a straight face, Would you like some?  ;D

It worked quite well with those who got the joke.  :y

Lenny Henry, as Theo Wildebeast, was using that gag years ago  ::)

He must have nicked it from my mate Tom then!  ;D
Welsh Tom? He said that to my second wife in Rhyl years ago  ;D

I hear Rhyl is very nice. Full of sophisticated charm and beautiful fragrant girls. :)
Much like Lincolnsausageshire, but the girls in Rhyl don't have straw in their hair  :)


Most are a bit gobby and unrefined.....but then most of them here seem to have moved up from Essex. :)
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Re: Will Smith
« Reply #38 on: 31 March 2022, 15:31:04 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 March 2022, 13:23:03
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 Mr Starmer says we must. ::)

I saw him this morning at my local country park  ::) ....

obviously drumming up votes for up coming local elections .... Bury is the 2nd most marginal seat
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Re: Will Smith
« Reply #39 on: 31 March 2022, 18:32:30 »
Quote from: Andy B on 31 March 2022, 15:31:04
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 March 2022, 13:23:03
....
 Mr Starmer says we must. ::)

I saw him this morning at my local country park  ::) ....

obviously drumming up votes for up coming local elections .... Bury is the 2nd most marginal seat

Just watched him on the news.....complete with his garrulous girlfriend. ::)
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Re: Will Smith
« Reply #40 on: 31 March 2022, 23:14:13 »
Has he decided what gender he is yet?
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Re: Will Smith
« Reply #41 on: 01 April 2022, 10:31:15 »
Quote from: Raeturbo on 31 March 2022, 23:14:13
Has he decided what gender he is yet?
Definitely from Scun thorpe.
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Re: Will Smith
« Reply #42 on: 01 April 2022, 11:40:00 »
Ahh near the middle then😎
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Re: Will Smith
« Reply #43 on: 01 April 2022, 23:00:56 »
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Ahh near the middle then😎
The soggy end of the badger.
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« Reply #44 on: 01 April 2022, 23:11:17 »
And hard end of the jelly :y
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