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One for the long suffering Mrs STMO.
« on: 20 November 2022, 16:49:55 »
https://youtu.be/xb22boNDEV0

So.....don't be a tight bastard and buy the girl the car she wants. :)

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Re: One for the long suffering Mrs STMO.
« Reply #1 on: 20 November 2022, 17:01:32 »
Says he who makes his Mrs drive a 20 year old Corsa!  ;D
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Re: One for the long suffering Mrs STMO.
« Reply #2 on: 20 November 2022, 17:40:34 »
She'll get an A1 if she wants one, but certainly not 110bhp.

It'll probably be the 1.5 petrol with 150bhp, 0-60 in just over 7 secs.
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Re: One for the long suffering Mrs STMO.
« Reply #3 on: 20 November 2022, 20:56:59 »
Quote from: STEMO on 20 November 2022, 17:40:34
She'll get an A1 if she wants one, but certainly not 110bhp.

It'll probably be the 1.5 petrol with 150bhp, 0-60 in just over 7 secs.

Is that wise?

110 BHP is more than enough for a girlie 'runabout' :) :)
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Re: One for the long suffering Mrs STMO.
« Reply #4 on: 20 November 2022, 20:58:20 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger KC on 20 November 2022, 17:01:32
Says he who makes his Mrs drive a 20 year old Corsa!  ;D

Well, that just goes to show you how piss poor and impoverished  I am.

 
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Re: One for the long suffering Mrs STMO.
« Reply #5 on: 20 November 2022, 22:35:44 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 November 2022, 20:58:20
Quote from: Sir Tigger KC on 20 November 2022, 17:01:32
Says he who makes his Mrs drive a 20 year old Corsa!  ;D

Well, that just goes to show you what a tight bastard I am.

Fixed that for you M'Lud!  :)
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Re: One for the long suffering Mrs STMO.
« Reply #6 on: 22 November 2022, 18:09:52 »
Quote from: STEMOlink=topic=149905.msg2015303#msg2015303 date=1668966034
She'll get an A1 if she wants one, but certainly not 110bhp.

It'll probably be the 1.5 petrol with 150bhp , 0-60 in just over 7 secs.

Quite a nippy engine.  :y. Economy is pretty good for a petrol engine as well, if driven sensibly. Not sure if they all have it but when coasting/cruising the management system can turn off two cylinders for economy, so if you see ‘COD’ in an Audi advert it means ‘cylinder on demand’ and has nothing to do with fish.  :)
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Re: One for the long suffering Mrs STMO.
« Reply #7 on: 22 November 2022, 18:56:00 »
Quote from: YZ250 on 22 November 2022, 18:09:52
Quote from: STEMOlink=topic=149905.msg2015303#msg2015303 date=1668966034
She'll get an A1 if she wants one, but certainly not 110bhp.

It'll probably be the 1.5 petrol with 150bhp , 0-60 in just over 7 secs.

Quite a nippy engine.  :y. Economy is pretty good for a petrol engine as well, if driven sensibly. Not sure if they all have it but when coasting/cruising the management system can turn off two cylinders for economy, so if you see ‘COD’ in an Audi advert it means ‘cylinder on demand’ and has nothing to do with fish.  :)

Some of the big American pick-ups have that, so you can get 8 mpg on a run rather than 6mpg!  ;D
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Re: One for the long suffering Mrs STMO.
« Reply #8 on: 22 November 2022, 19:10:40 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger KC on 22 November 2022, 18:56:00
Quote from: YZ250 on 22 November 2022, 18:09:52
Quote from: STEMOlink=topic=149905.msg2015303#msg2015303 date=1668966034
She'll get an A1 if she wants one, but certainly not 110bhp.

It'll probably be the 1.5 petrol with 150bhp , 0-60 in just over 7 secs.

Quite a nippy engine.  :y. Economy is pretty good for a petrol engine as well, if driven sensibly. Not sure if they all have it but when coasting/cruising the management system can turn off two cylinders for economy, so if you see ‘COD’ in an Audi advert it means ‘cylinder on demand’ and has nothing to do with fish.  :)

Some of the big American pick-ups have that, so you can get 8 mpg on a run rather than 6mpg!  ;D
And a top end rebuild every 40k ;D

Still, being an LS based engine, deleting it is easy enough.
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Re: One for the long suffering Mrs STMO.
« Reply #9 on: 23 November 2022, 13:44:10 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 22 November 2022, 19:10:40
Quote from: Sir Tigger KC on 22 November 2022, 18:56:00
Quote from: YZ250 on 22 November 2022, 18:09:52
Quote from: STEMOlink=topic=149905.msg2015303#msg2015303 date=1668966034
She'll get an A1 if she wants one, but certainly not 110bhp.

It'll probably be the 1.5 petrol with 150bhp , 0-60 in just over 7 secs.

Quite a nippy engine.  :y. Economy is pretty good for a petrol engine as well, if driven sensibly. Not sure if they all have it but when coasting/cruising the management system can turn off two cylinders for economy, so if you see ‘COD’ in an Audi advert it means ‘cylinder on demand’ and has nothing to do with fish.  :)

Some of the big American pick-ups have that, so you can get 8 mpg on a run rather than 6mpg!  ;D
And a top end rebuild every 40k ;D

Still, being an LS based engine, deleting it is easy enough.


 Pretty common 50 years ago.

Cars for sale adverts would often say things like.....45000 miles new engine fitted, or, excellent condition engine decoked and rebored at 50,000 miles.
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Re: One for the long suffering Mrs STMO.
« Reply #10 on: 23 November 2022, 19:57:42 »
Spend the morning doing a de-coke and in the afternoon stuff bunched up newspaper into the sills before covering over with Isopon and thick underseal ::)
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Re: One for the long suffering Mrs STMO.
« Reply #11 on: 23 November 2022, 20:36:14 »
Those were the days.  :)
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Re: One for the long suffering Mrs STMO.
« Reply #12 on: 24 November 2022, 10:19:17 »
Quote from: BazaJT on 23 November 2022, 19:57:42
Spend the morning doing a de-coke and in the afternoon stuff bunched up newspaper into the sills before covering over with Isopon and thick underseal ::)
Don't forget to put the sawdust in the gearbox.  ;)
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Re: One for the long suffering Mrs STMO.
« Reply #13 on: 24 November 2022, 12:15:34 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 November 2022, 16:49:55
https://youtu.be/xb22boNDEV0

So.....don't be a tight bastard and buy the girl the car she wants. :)

"it feels way quicker than the 110hp would suggest"

Presumably that's car journo speak for "its noisy in here"
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Re: One for the long suffering Mrs STMO.
« Reply #14 on: 24 November 2022, 12:57:18 »
Quote from: STEMO on 20 November 2022, 17:40:34
She'll get an A1 if she wants one, but certainly not 110bhp.

It'll probably be the 1.5 petrol with 150bhp, 0-60 in just over 7 secs.

A wise move, the 110 is horribly slow, that said the neighbour has just bought the 1.5 in a Q3 and in that larger platform, it also slow and strained, probably not so bad in a Seat Ibiza/VW Polo/Audi A1
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