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Sir Tigger KC

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Clap!
« on: 20 November 2022, 18:32:50 »
Apparently STD's are on the rise in Englishmen over 65!  :o

https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/stds-surge-among-english-men-over-65-years-old

Any of you dirty old buggers been to the clap clinic recently?   ::)   ;D
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Re: Clap!
« Reply #1 on: 20 November 2022, 19:29:11 »
They should wash their hands then, the unhygienic sods.  :)
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Re: Clap!
« Reply #2 on: 20 November 2022, 19:43:45 »
A mate of mine went to the clap clinic and pulled the receptionist.

I suppose she knew he was "clean"?
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Re: Clap!
« Reply #3 on: 20 November 2022, 21:00:46 »
Come on boys, how many of us have not been to the clap clinic at one time or another. ::)

Not many. :)
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Re: Clap!
« Reply #4 on: 20 November 2022, 21:09:59 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 November 2022, 21:00:46
Come on boys, how many of us have not been to the clap clinic at one time or another. ::)

Not many. :)


Not me  :y
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Re: Clap!
« Reply #5 on: 20 November 2022, 21:10:54 »
Quote from: Mr Skrunts on 20 November 2022, 21:09:59
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 November 2022, 21:00:46
Come on boys, how many of us have not been to the clap clinic at one time or another. ::)

Not many. :)


Not me  :y
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Re: Clap!
« Reply #6 on: 20 November 2022, 21:41:06 »
Or me
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Re: Clap!
« Reply #7 on: 20 November 2022, 22:32:56 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 November 2022, 21:00:46
Come on boys, how many of us have not been to the clap clinic at one time or another. ::)

Not many. :)

Going to the clap clinic when you're 19 is one thing, but having to go when you're 69 must excruciatingly embarrassing!  ;D
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Re: Clap!
« Reply #8 on: 21 November 2022, 09:46:19 »
Can honestly say i've never been either. But there again i'm a boring one woman guy.  :-[
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Re: Clap!
« Reply #9 on: 21 November 2022, 09:54:44 »
  :-[
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Re: Clap!
« Reply #10 on: 21 November 2022, 10:14:02 »
No never been, just lucky I guess.
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Re: Clap!
« Reply #11 on: 21 November 2022, 13:19:55 »
Three or four of us lads would go at the same time.

You lot must have had a very dull sex life.....or no sex life. ;D
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Re: Clap!
« Reply #12 on: 21 November 2022, 13:21:38 »
Or been a bit choosey.  ::) ;D
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« Reply #13 on: 21 November 2022, 13:29:06 »
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 21 November 2022, 13:21:38
Or been a bit choosey.  ::) ;D

'bit choosey' was a euphemism not getting your end away when I was young. :D

All the virgins were a bit choosey. ;)
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Re: Clap!
« Reply #14 on: 21 November 2022, 13:59:27 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 21 November 2022, 13:29:06
Quote from: Migv6 le Frog Fan on 21 November 2022, 13:21:38
Or been a bit choosey.  ::) ;D

'bit choosey' was a euphemism not getting your end away when I was young. :D

All the virgins were a bit choosey. ;)
Yes, but you were/are an ugly bastard, and about as subtle as an air raid.  ;D
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