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[Marks DTM Calib]

Subject: Ferrari International Assistance
Underwriters: FIA

Got a Ferrari?

Not quite good enough at driving?

Are other boys faster than you in the wet?

Then you need:

Ferrari International Assistance (FIA)


This exclusive Ferrari only membership club has many benefits. Including:

Anti overtaking assurance
Been overtaken? Feel a bit silly? Don't worry, we'll rule out the other party even if it embarrassingly obvious that they're faster than you

Exclusive access to a secret "second lane" in the pits
Just to make things a little bit easier we've arranged a private second lane just for you

Guaranteed world championship
Had a crash? Need to win the world championship? Don't worry just limp across the track and take off your nearest championship title contender - we'll do the rest

A bit strapped? Need extra cash?
Simply get one of your team to tell someone else how you make your cars. We'll guarantee a $100,000,000 windfall so that the rich get richer!

Bits falling off your car? Looking a bit dangerous?
At Ferrari International Assistance we operate a "blind eye" policy just for Ferrari drivers

Been a bit silly? Taken off another driver whilst following the safety car?
It's ok, as long as you didn't hurt yourself. I mean, who are Force India anyway? And how dare they be in front of you

A bit bored? Want some extra action?
With FIA plus you can take part in a number of additional membership activities including the popular "kill your pit crew" game

Not sure when you might need us next?
Relax. Check out our track record. We're confident that we'll be able to make something up on the spot that will get you out of any pickle that you might find yourself in

Bonus offer!

* Order our FIA plus pack and receive exclusive access to our Nazi style orgies *


Ferrari International Assistance - Making it up as we go along for over 100 years

 

[Entwood]

Epic ... best I've seen for a while  

 

("Many a true word spoken in Jest"  ?    )

[Edit] I've taken the liberty of posting this on ABS as they have an F1 Farce thread running .. hope thats OK

[Kevin Wood]

 

What a farce F1<terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired!> has become.

Kevin

[ians]

Excellento  

[dbug]

Brilliant - sums it up

[feeutfo]

yep, and theyll still win nowt!

[Banjax]

 
i never believed there was any bias before - but Spa took the biscuit

FIA are in danger of killing the sport with these ludicrous judgements - apart from that - it was one of the best F1 races in ages - pity FIA spoiled it  

[Lazydocker]

That is just precious

[willyboy]

Seems like its rigged for the Ferraris, thought so when McLaren got hammered last season about the info they managed to get hold of from some source.

[LaserLance]

F1 ...... Boring go watch MOTO GP thats real racing

[Dave-C]

All hail to the Prancing Horse

[ians]

F1 ...... Boring go watch MOTO GP thats real racing

I'm not into bikes at all, but I have to agree with you.  Real mans racing - always get hooked if its on

[Golfbuddy]

All hail to the Prancing Horse

Not another one on his high horse ffs.  

[Dave-C]

Hey, Mr Golfbudgie how are you?
 Where's your avatar....  you need one like TB's

[STMO123]

Subject: Ferrari International Assistance
Underwriters: FIA

Got a Ferrari?

Not quite good enough at driving?

Are other boys faster than you in the wet?

Then you need:

Ferrari International Assistance (FIA)


This exclusive Ferrari only membership club has many benefits. Including:

Anti overtaking assurance
Been overtaken? Feel a bit silly? Don't worry, we'll rule out the other party even if it embarrassingly obvious that they're faster than you

Exclusive access to a secret "second lane" in the pits
Just to make things a little bit easier we've arranged a private second lane just for you

Guaranteed world championship
Had a crash? Need to win the world championship? Don't worry just limp across the track and take off your nearest championship title contender - we'll do the rest

A bit strapped? Need extra cash?
Simply get one of your team to tell someone else how you make your cars. We'll guarantee a $100,000,000 windfall so that the rich get richer!

Bits falling off your car? Looking a bit dangerous?
At Ferrari International Assistance we operate a "blind eye" policy just for Ferrari drivers

Been a bit silly? Taken off another driver whilst following the safety car?
It's ok, as long as you didn't hurt yourself. I mean, who are Force India anyway? And how dare they be in front of you

A bit bored? Want some extra action?
With FIA plus you can take part in a number of additional membership activities including the popular "kill your pit crew" game

Not sure when you might need us next?
Relax. Check out our track record. We're confident that we'll be able to make something up on the spot that will get you out of any pickle that you might find yourself in

Bonus offer!

* Order our FIA plus pack and receive exclusive access to our Nazi style orgies *


Ferrari International Assistance - Making it up as we go along for over 100 years

 

Careful.