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[Raeturbo]

Ha ha, cock and bull story hopefully 👀👀😱🥴🐓🦣 https://apple.news/AOPrr5ERrTlOl2lwYl1lM3g

[Sir Tigger KC]

Sounds great. A nice trip to a warm sunny country like Turkey or India, and you come home with a new penis courtesy of the taxpayers as well. 

I wonder if this is available for people whose existing penis is worn out? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Fitted penis for  biological  women?

There is already such a thing.

Flesh coloured strap-on would save the NHS a few quid.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Sounds great. A nice trip to a warm sunny country like Turkey or India, and you come home with a new penis courtesy of the taxpayers as well. 

I wonder if this is available for people whose existing penis is worn out? 

Probably not but check out Ebay.

[ronnyd]

So, 2000 non pricked pricks waiting to become pricked pricks, and expecting us to pay for it, priceless. 

[Rangie]

BOLL OCKS 😂😂😂

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

BOLL OCKS 😂😂😂

I think these may be an optional extra.

[Mister Rog]

The original purpose of the NHS was that people should not suffer death or disease due to an inability to pay. Remember that people died and suffered because they were poor.
The expectation of the NHS has long since exceeded its original pupose. That's why it's unaffordable.