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[STEMO]

My missus has just rung to ask if I want owt on her way home. As everything tastes like...well....nothing, I've asked her to get me something spicy to start with and something really sweet for afters.
Oh, the anticipation.....

[STEMO]

I notice that the phases I've been through don't include the shits, so I've probably got that to look forward to tonight/tomorrow. Especially if the 'something spicy' I've asked for turns out to be a big 'A bit of how's yer father' off vindaloo. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

I notice that the phases I've been through don't include the shits, so I've probably got that to look forward to tonight/tomorrow. Especially if the 'something spicy' I've asked for turns out to be a big 'A bit of how's yer father' off vindaloo. 

I assumed that was the lost my bearings in the bathroom bit you mentioned earlier.   

[STEMO]

I notice that the phases I've been through don't include the shits, so I've probably got that to look forward to tonight/tomorrow. Especially if the 'something spicy' I've asked for turns out to be a big 'A bit of how's yer father' off vindaloo. 

I assumed that was the lost my bearings in the bathroom bit you mentioned earlier.   

No, that was wee wee on the floor opposite where the bog is 

[ronnyd]

Man up for Gods sake Steve.  Seriously though, hope you feel better PDQ. 
You can also take the piss if i get it.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Just a thought like.... but given that Mrs STEMO is a Schoolmistress, you haven't picked up this Strep A bug that's going round? 

Adults can catch it too, so maybe Mrs S brought it home. Starts with a sore throat as well... 

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Listening to the car radio a few minutes ago and there was a fellow on their who had it & he mentioned that the sore throat was almost unbearable , so might be a very good point.

Tigger is quite bright for someone from Darzett.

[STEMO]

Man up for Gods sake Steve.  Seriously though, hope you feel better PDQ. 
You can also take the piss if i get it.

Sorry, Ronny, but if you get it, it's ⚰️🪦

 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I notice that the phases I've been through don't include the shits, so I've probably got that to look forward to tonight/tomorrow. Especially if the 'something spicy' I've asked for turns out to be a big 'A bit of how's yer father' off vindaloo. 

Don't shit the bed. It is never a good look.

[STEMO]

I notice that the phases I've been through don't include the shits, so I've probably got that to look forward to tonight/tomorrow. Especially if the 'something spicy' I've asked for turns out to be a big 'A bit of how's yer father' off vindaloo. 

Don't shit the bed. It is never a good look.

Got the tee shirt. But it really doesn't matter nowadays, I'm on my own all day, so I can just lie in it for a while, and clean it up in my own sweet time. 

[Sir Tigger KC]

Just a thought like.... but given that Mrs STEMO is a Schoolmistress, you haven't picked up this Strep A bug that's going round? 

Adults can catch it too, so maybe Mrs S brought it home. Starts with a sore throat as well... 

. 


Listening to the car radio a few minutes ago and there was a fellow on their who had it & he mentioned that the sore throat was almost unbearable , so might be a very good point.

Tigger is quite bright for someone from Darzett.

I've been known to have the odd flash of brilliance M'lud. 

[Marks DTM Calib]

Is he still here? Can we book the wake yet?

[STEMO]

Is he still here? Can we book the wake yet?

Been out and got a bit of shopping. Back on my bed now, drained, but reports of my death have been grossly exaggerated 

[Nick W]

Is he still here? Can we book the wake yet?

Been out and got a bit of shopping. Back on my bed now, drained, but reports of my death have been grossly exaggerated 

Meanwhile. there has been a lot of gross exaggeration that still hasn't died

[Rangie]

Is he still here? Can we book the wake yet?

Been out and got a bit of shopping. Back on my bed now, drained, but reports of my death have been grossly exaggerated 

. 

Fresh air & plenty of rest Steve, don't push yourself too much a bit of improvement each day is what you want+ plenty of fluids to flush the virus from your system.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Is he still here? Can we book the wake yet?

Been out and got a bit of shopping. Back on my bed now, drained, but reports of my death have been grossly exaggerated 

It'll be the excitement.