Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

No rises for me till the end of May

After which point I'll get two years worth all at once, and be destitute  :'(

It's probably the biggest schoolboy error of my life not accepting Eon's 2 year fix offer back in August 2021 because Avro Energy were slightly cheaper.     

Although there was the slightly older and very gorgeous redhead with big tits that I could have shagged but didn't when I was about 19.    Sigh! 

That was a big schoolboy error!   

In my experience ginger girls have silky soft pubic hair......when they have pubes.

These days about 80% of all young women, and sexually active milfs, are muff free.

Do you have a sauce for that M'lud? 

Ooops bad spelling!   

 All of the Lord's research is done online now, he can no longer chase nubile girls,

He can still chase them, but he can no longer catch them. 

Yes that's why he has a purple Beemer on order as the elderly Signum is no longer up to it!

BTW any news on that M'lud?   

She is just coming up to her 16th birthday......just about to enter  her prime years.

Best car I have ever owned....and probably ever will.