What has P*ssed you off today?

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

On my way to work Thursday 4pm. Car in front suddenly veers left, up the bank, then veers right onto the wrong side of the road, then repeated the manouvre, before left indicator came on and the car cam to a sudden stop just before a bend.
I was genuinely concerned that the driver was having a stroke or a heart attack.
Once I managed to ascertain it was reasonably safe to pull out around the car I glanced over to see the young female driver lifting her phone up towards her left ear.
So, all the swerving was her looking down at the passenger seat to see who was calling, before coming to an abrupt halt on the entrance to a bend so she could answer the phone.
Should be shot in front of her family.

[Raeturbo]

Don't have any trouble passing anything almost anywhere in the Evo when needed, and being of the older type surprises many a very disappointed knob in their nazi machines insert (Audi/Bmw m types etc) when they open up but get blown into the weeds. Why can't they just leave you pass Ffs?

[countrywoman]

My nose has gone snotty again, week 5 FFS------------

[Sir Tigger KC]

First mild dry sunny breezy day in ages, so did a load of washing and put it out on the line. 

It was almost dry when it rained and it all got wet! 

[Keith ABS]

Don't have any trouble passing anything almost anywhere in the Evo when needed, and being of the older type surprises many a very disappointed knob in their nazi machines insert (Audi/Bmw m types etc) when they open up but get blown into the weeds. Why can't they just leave you pass Ffs?

I used to get that with my old 12valve manual Carlton GSI. You could see them look in the mirror and think " thats old, its not getting past me" and then I was in the distance in front of them, gone

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

First mild dry sunny breezy day in ages, so did a load of washing and put it out on the line. 

It was almost dry when it rained and it all got wet! 

We have women to attend to household chores.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Old people taking so long at the supermarket checkout.

They take forever to put their goods on the belt then forever to take them off at the other end. They then take forever to pay. At this point they decide it is a good idea to bore the checkout girl shitless with details of their day.....wasting another 20 minutes or so.

Perhaps Logans Run had it right all along.

[YZ250]

Old people taking so long at the supermarket checkout.

They take forever to put their goods on the belt then forever to take them off at the other end. They then take forever to pay. At this point they decide it is a good idea to bore the checkout girl shitless with details of their day.....wasting another 20 minutes or so.

Perhaps Logans Run had it right all along.

When we used to take my late parents food shopping, we used to follow them through the checkout with our shopping. As they were packing their bags I would say out loud "Old people are so slow packing their shopping" and then when my mum was about to pay I would say loudly "Look, she's had all the time in the world to get her money off vouchers out but no, she's chose to do it now". The assistant would have a go at me, or glare at me for being rude, until my mum explained that I was her son and I was just joking. 

[Doctor Gollum]

Reformed you say? 

[Sir Tigger KC]

First mild dry sunny breezy day in ages, so did a load of washing and put it out on the line. 

It was almost dry when it rained and it all got wet! 

We have women to attend to household chores.

I have a peaceful life and no one chucks laptops at me! 

[ronnyd]

Old people taking so long at the supermarket checkout.

They take forever to put their goods on the belt then forever to take them off at the other end. They then take forever to pay. At this point they decide it is a good idea to bore the checkout girl shitless with details of their day.....wasting another 20 minutes or so.

Perhaps Logans Run had it right all along.

Use the self checkout then, you miserable old sod. 

[Nick W]

Old people taking so long at the supermarket checkout.

They take forever to put their goods on the belt then forever to take them off at the other end. They then take forever to pay. At this point they decide it is a good idea to bore the checkout girl shitless with details of their day.....wasting another 20 minutes or so.

Perhaps Logans Run had it right all along.

Use the self checkout then, you miserable old sod. 

Yes, they're so much quicker. If all your stuff scans. Or you don't have any booze. Or other stuff with security tags. Or there's an A in the day.....

[TheBoy]

In the last few days, Chilitern have pissed me off for cancelling every train I've tried to catch. And they can't blame it on strikes.  DHL have also pissed me off for repeatedly forgetting to bring labels for parcels, hence not collecting them, then trying to charge for failed collections.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Old people taking so long at the supermarket checkout.

They take forever to put their goods on the belt then forever to take them off at the other end. They then take forever to pay. At this point they decide it is a good idea to bore the checkout girl shitless with details of their day.....wasting another 20 minutes or so.

Perhaps Logans Run had it right all along.

Women also.  Why oh why do they never have their cash/card ready? 

They alway seem to spend ages once their stuff is bagged hunting through a huge handbag full of crap for their purse...... 

[Doctor Gollum]

In the last few days, Chilitern have pissed me off for cancelling every train I've tried to catch. And they can't blame it on strikes.  DHL have also pissed me off for repeatedly forgetting to bring labels for parcels, hence not collecting them, then trying to charge for failed collections.

That's why I call them Don't Handle Logistics. I rate them almost as highly as Evrithingwillgetscrewedup

Although to be fair, all their international stuff seems to get here with no drama. But then I don't live in Brackley