What has P*ssed you off today?

[Doctor Gollum]

Surely, calling God, Jehovah or Mo 'It' would be a damn site more offensive.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Surely, calling God, Jehovah or Mo 'It' would be a damn site more offensive.

Yes probably enough to get your head chopped off in some quarters!   

[Nick W]

Well they say that God is merciful so he must be a man.

If they'd have said that God is vengeful then she would be a woman! 

I read that as God is a vegan, and thought that can't be right, surely it would have told us? Repeatedly

[Drewomega]

To change the subject of gods people  :

I was in two of my local pubs these last two days up here in the hielands of Scotland and we seem to be inundated with squacking pissed women on hen parties or Toby's and Jemima's (kids!) doing the ordering (while sitting on the bar) instead of the parents! WTF is that all about??   

PS: STEMO the parents were not sitting on the bar ok? 

[Varche]

Diversifying? Instead of kilt clad old guys nursing a wee dram alnight whilst hogging the fire, they are embracing youngsters and .....women.

[Keith ABS]

 Driving to work, two lane section of the towns roads, white mini cab flys past on the inside and then cuts accross the van I was following so causing us both to have to emergency stop brake. The gap he swerved into was not even a cars length.
Got on to campus and same white Passat minicab crosses the roundabout on campus. Enters same car park I do so when he parks at the pick up/drop off point, I pull accross his front blocking him in
As his fare alighted, I tapped on his window and had a plain English discussion with him about the standard of his driving. His excuse was "but the lady was late"
He backed up and drove off
While still feeling serverly pissed off by him, I got to the office and phoned his company, told them what occured and that he had a fare on board. When they asked for the car and licence number I got "ooooohhhhhh. OK, it WILL be passed up further
Does sound to me like he has some previous of extreamly poor driving

[Drewomega]

Diversifying? Instead of kilt clad old guys nursing a wee dram alnight whilst hogging the fire, they are embracing youngsters and .....women.

Diversifying No! These kids were 5-6 years old! I see it all the time now, including the supermarkets!! 

I think I will retire to the sitting room with my kilt, pipe(s) and slippers! Much more peaceful!! 

Slainte.   

[ronnyd]

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Diversifying No! These kids were 5-6 years old! I see it all the time now, including the supermarkets!!  >

I think I will retire to the sitting room with my kilt, pipe(s) and slippers! Much more peaceful!! 

Slainte.   

It appears that parents believe that express checkouts are an educational tool for their little darlings to practice on. It's called a fast lane for a reason. 

[Doctor Gollum]

Driving to work, two lane section of the towns roads, white mini cab flys past on the inside and then cuts accross the van I was following so causing us both to have to emergency stop brake. The gap he swerved into was not even a cars length.
Got on to campus and same white Passat minicab crosses the roundabout on campus. Enters same car park I do so when he parks at the pick up/drop off point, I pull accross his front blocking him in
As his fare alighted, I tapped on his window and had a plain English discussion with him about the standard of his driving. His excuse was "but the lady was late"
He backed up and drove off
While still feeling serverly pissed off by him, I got to the office and phoned his company, told them what occured and that he had a fare on board. When they asked for the car and licence number I got "ooooohhhhhh. OK, it WILL be passed up further
Does sound to me like he has some previous of extreamly poor driving

Reporting him to the council licensing officer would be a more constructive course of complaint. 

[BazaJT]

The female in the drivers seat of a parked Qashquai who when I pointed out to her the o/s/r tyre was nearly flat and she might want to at least get some air in it asap asked me who the hell I thought I was and what gave me the right to tell her what to do.



And after that I very nearly told her what to do.

[Raeturbo]

Ungrateful bitch,  I've come across one or two of these types.... They certainly do not get any chivalry from me.

[ronnyd]

Ungrateful bitch,  I've come across one or two of these types.... They certainly do not get any chivalry from me.
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You mostly don't get thanks for holding doors open now. 

[Raeturbo]

Indeed mostly a questioning look. I'll continue to treat a women like a women with respect though whatever.... But
  when it's thrown back in my face I'm Demonic👹

[Marks DTM Calib]

The female in the drivers seat of a parked Qashquai who when I pointed out to her the o/s/r tyre was nearly flat and she might want to at least get some air in it asap asked me who the hell I thought I was and what gave me the right to tell her what to do.



And after that I very nearly told her what to do.

Er indoors had similar a while ago, some woman driving some Jap Crap, the front wheel was wobbling, she pointed it out and got abuse, the wheel fell off as she turned right at the next lights.

[TheBoy]

Seems at our place, I'm not allowed to hold a door open for a woman, he-she, whatever, as that's classed as microaggression nowadays. Although the vast majority of women of my sort of age appreciate such things.  Its the Gen-Z, they take it as you think they are incapable...   ...which is probably the truth anyway,